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The state of needing to pee, but being in denial of that fact. Often occurs when comfortable in bed, on a long road trip, etc.
I was so comfortable in bed that I had peenial, and refused to go to the bathroom.
peenial by g50007 May 12, 2008
Words you can keep

Peenial Extension 

"She gave my Peenial extension the good ol' Sloppy Toppy
Peenial Extension by URBANDADDY698 November 28, 2018

Penial Ingestion 

The scientific word for a hardcore blow job, during which the female subject (or male, depending on one's lifestyle) devours the penis of the receiver due to an excess amount of orgasmic pleasure.
"Freddie, it appears your lack of genitals is a result of penial ingestion."
"What's that, doc?"
"Someone chewed your dick off. coughcoughadudecough"
"Well, at least I'll be justified in singing I Want to Break Free!"
Penial Ingestion by that1dud3 November 28, 2009

Penialfungial Disease 

Causes the penis to become engorged with fluid, thus making it much larger, then it falls off.
Dude, Jimmy had Penialfungial Disease, poor guy.

Penialated 

Having your nudes shown without your consent
Hey bob you've been penialated
Penialated by Tahlia&rayne November 1, 2016

peenballer 

A reference to being gay, as you are "balling" in peen.
"Ayo homie you a peenballer"
peenballer by not a peenballer November 4, 2020

peenalitis 

After I had sex with that strange woman I came down with a case of peenalitis.

The doctor said I have peenalitis and gave me some cream to ease the swelling.
peenalitis by la the brightman March 20, 2010
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Satellite baddies

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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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