peenial

The state of needing to pee, but being in denial of that fact. Often occurs when comfortable in bed, on a long road trip, etc.

I was so comfortable in bed that I had peenial, and refused to go to the bathroom.

by g50007 May 12, 2008

Peenial Extension

A penis

"She gave my Peenial extension the good ol' Sloppy Toppy

by URBANDADDY698 November 28, 2018

Penial Ingestion

The scientific word for a hardcore blow job, during which the female subject (or male, depending on one's lifestyle) devours the penis of the receiver due to an excess amount of orgasmic pleasure.

"Freddie, it appears your lack of genitals is a result of penial ingestion."
"What's that, doc?"
"Someone chewed your dick off. coughcoughadudecough"
"Well, at least I'll be justified in singing I Want to Break Free!"

by that1dud3 November 28, 2009

Penialfungial Disease

Causes the penis to become engorged with fluid, thus making it much larger, then it falls off.

Dude, Jimmy had Penialfungial Disease, poor guy.

by Timmy and the Hosebags March 2, 2009

Penialated

Having your nudes shown without your consent

Hey bob you've been penialated

by Tahlia&rayne November 1, 2016

peenballer

A reference to being gay, as you are "balling" in peen.

"Ayo homie you a peenballer"

by not a peenballer November 4, 2020

peenalitis

Inflammation of the penis.

After I had sex with that strange woman I came down with a case of peenalitis.

The doctor said I have peenalitis and gave me some cream to ease the swelling.

by la the brightman March 20, 2010