Premium Noob

People who pay for advantages in-game are often called "premiums" or "premium players".

Noobs are people who cant play the computer game to any sort of skill level.

Premium Noobs are people who pay for unfair advantages in-game, as without them paying for the advantages, they are just noobs who can't play the game properly.

Guy1: "Hey, Guy2 has a weapon that's damage statistics have been boosted"

Guy2: "I had to pay for this you know"

Guy1: "PREMIUM NOOB!"

by Fuzion XL September 10, 2011

JJSploit Premium

A harmless prank to pull on new roblox exploiters or people that are very mindless.

That script only works on JJSploit Premium

by Seranok September 08, 2020

93 Premium

The best gas at the pump and the loudest weed on the block.

Emily: Do you have any bud?
Jerome: I got some stupid loud on deck. G-shit, 93 premium, nicest shit that the city seen.
Emily: What?
Jerome: lol I got some super strong weed.

by onetimewordmaker August 21, 2017

premium feel

When something has a Premium feel, it is very appealing, and most people would want to have it.

Peter: Delicious, his food has a premium feel.

by NotTheTotoYou'reThinkingAbou April 17, 2018

Premium Dark

Black as the name Jamal or Tyrone.

VERY VERY BLACK

whoa dude scope them niggz

whoa dude they are fucking Premium Dark

Yea dude supremely BLACK

by J Steezy September 16, 2008

Roblox Premium

A monthly membership for the Popular online game Roblox which gives you monthly robux (the game Currency) and many other perks such as the ability to post your very own clothing, permission to make a Group and more.

Kid: "Mom can you buy me roblox premium?
Mum: "sure!"

by Bouncy will slap u June 05, 2020

bitch premium

Bitch Premium: The amount of additional bullshit a man has to put up with for dating an above average looking girl. In theory, the better looking the girl, the higher the bitch premium. In a perfectly competitive dating market, average looking girls will have no bitch premium, and below average looking girls will have a negative bitch premium.

"Ya she's hot man, but I don't want to pay that bitch premium, she is all yours."

"Your bitch premium is way to high for your looks"

by Malavon February 18, 2016