preemptive self-defense

-preemptive means "to strike first"

-self-defense means "to olny stike once struck upon"

preemptive self-defense used by american spokesman in reference to "iraq war"

by Chris Younker December 6, 2003

Preemptive Strike

The act of taking a shit before going to an event, in anticipation of not having to hold it in uncomfortably for the next few hours otherwise.

"Hey man, you wanna hit up the clubs?"

"I'm gonna take a preemptive strike, then let's hit it."

by Jimothy The 2nd October 16, 2011

Preemptive

An adjective describing any unquestionably stupid action.

The U.S. invasion of Iraq was preemptive.

I thought it was preemptive when Jordan lost his passport in the Moscow airport.

by E.F. April 7, 2007

Preemptive Flush

Verb

To flush the toilet before one is done peeing.

Generally done if one is in a hurry.

Requires extreme skill to save the maximum amount of time- flush it too early, amd you will end up needing to flush again. TOo late, and you have wasted your time.

Preemptive Flush Example:
John, who was late for his college final, attempted to preemptively flush the toilet. Unfortunately, he flushed too early, and had to flush the toilet again. THe extra ten seconds this took caused him to be hit by a bus on his way to the test.

by cr101 December 6, 2009

PreEmptive Mouse

When you know somebody is about to say 'Mouse!' to you, and so you say it first and undercut them.

"Hey, James..."
"Mouse!"
Damn! Preemptive Mouse!

by Cyrano "CJ" Jones June 7, 2011

preempting

avoiding an attack, metaphorical or physical

He tried preempting his creditor by filing for bankruptcy.

The douche ran away thinking he was preempting the fight all together. Pussywimp.

by Nia010203040 November 10, 2013

preemptive spray

When you know you are about to blow the bathroom up, so you spray before you do. This helps keep the odor from seeping under the door while you do your business.

About to take a dump. Feels like a bad one. Better preemptive spray so no one else knows just how bad this shit is.

by lillovekitty November 26, 2013