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Political Parties

Different groups or factions that have certain opinions on issues and attempt to convince the general public that their position is the correct path, in the hopes that they will be chosen to lead their country.

They all have problems. For example, the two major U.S. political parties:
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.

She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She
shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me?

I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air
balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet
above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude
and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Democrat."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?" "Well," answered the
balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have
no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly,
you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're
going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot
air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you
expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position
you were in before we met but, somehow, now it's my fault."
by coldpaws January 30, 2005
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parties

Weed and alcohol. What was once a simple, innocent, get together for friends and family, is now essentially a cool kid hangout to "get drunk" and "get high" as if it's the only way to have a "good time". Typically, shitty music is played at these but everyone seems to enjoy it for one reason or another (mostly because a good 90% or so don't have actual personalities).

See also: party.
Dipshit: Dude, are you going to the party this weekend?
Me: Nah, I've got better things to do with my time.
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Pratie

'Tis hard day's they was when the Pratie Blight hit us'
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Rainbow Parties

A party where many girls put lipstick on and give guys oral sex, produing a rainbow pattern on the male body part.
Only sluts go to rainbow partys
by Krn-Z October 2, 2003
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you must be fun at parties

A sarcastic phrase used to point out someone's pessimism or inability to enjoy positive situations.
Will: Although I congratulate Joel Comm's success, I want everyone else to realize that this will never happen to you and you will probably die poor and alone.

Me: You must be fun at parties.
by Ares Gunther December 29, 2008
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You must be fun at parties

A sarcastic comment that one would say to a negative person.
Internet troll: I hate everyone, especially people who disagree with me.
Person: you must be fun at parties.
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Rainbow Parties

A party where girls each where a distinctly different color of lipstick, and at the end, boys compare with each other how many marks they have in a judge of coolness.
Even kids in junior high have rainbow parties.
by Zabbazooey February 5, 2004
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