poorgasm

when a homeless person finds a dollar

Dude, the grossest thing happened the other day... I was out lunch with my G-ma and she gave a dollar to a homeless guy and he had a poorgasm all over her face... lets jus say it wasnt priceless... the napkins cost another two dollars

by Dark Mono March 22, 2009

Pittsburgh Powerwash

When being blown, grab your terrible towel right before you cum, then cum into the terrible towel and wipe it in your partners face.

I was in my man cave watching the steelers game as my girlfriend was blowing me and right before I came I grabbed my terrible towel and Pittsburgh Powerwashed her.

by Patrick chaos Bateman September 19, 2011

powergamer

Two definitions:

A) A person who frustratingly attempts to win by all means at tabletop role-playing games.

B) A person who seeks to accomplish everything possible within a videogame - meet all secret goals, get every item, unlock every secret, etc.

A) "Last I heard, he had given himself a man-sized sword. What a powergamer."

B) "You bought and upgraded every 200 cars in that game? Man, you're a powergamer."

by Shurikane January 28, 2005

Powergamers

1: n. A person who plays tabletop RPGs and seeks to make the most powerful character possible, often in the form of assigning 'useless' stats such as 'charisma' very low values. Any advantage this player they can get, they are likely to take. It is not uncommon for such players to ask to start with rare items their character could or would not have obtained.

Powergamers are different from twinks in that a powergamer generally seeks to have the most powerful character without regard to the rules, while a twink seeks to manipulate the rules to gain a powerful character.

1: "God damn it ralph, you're such a powergamer, and NO, you can't start the game with a Sword of World Destruction. No. No. No... Go away!"

by Sailor_Charon May 8, 2004

Powerwash

When you bust one on a girl's face so hard it removes her makeup.

Man I had makeup all over the bed cause I powerwashed that bitch last night!

by Fo3 April 19, 2011

Poemgasmic

A poem that is so awesome it causes a figurative literary orgasm.

Yea that poem was poemgasmic

by Sir Jonathan October 26, 2010

Powerpast

When someone walks very slowly in front of you (for example tourists) and you want to go past them

Nick: Oh my Jane, these tourists are so slow, im almost tripping over their feet
Jane: Come on! Powerpast them!

by gLeeDiker February 26, 2011