Cripple-Potamous

A fat person who rides a scooter, whose only disability is eating too many cheeseburgers

Woah there's a cripple-potamous after me, better lure it away with some doritos

by holidayze December 6, 2011

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Potato Potaato

It when you don't care when you're wrong and just whatever

Potato 1: You did this wrong
Potato 2: Potato Potaato

by Fantasic Fox April 24, 2018

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When u take a banana, loosely wrap it in duct tape, and carry it around in your pocket for an hour or so while you do your regular activities. Once the banana is fairly mushy and warm you cut off one end, shove your lil woodrow in, and make sweet sweet love to everyone's favorite source of potassium... and bananas never ask you to cuddle. You may want to shower afterward as u will have banana bits on your junk area. It's sort of ironic because a fruit that is notorious for looking like a peter is now a vagina!!!

If i make a potassipussy for that other inmate then maybe he'll stop raping me... maybe.

by supial12 November 25, 2010

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Potassium Ng

Very reactive and attractive.
Handsome in the outside but he is a pervert in the inside
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This guy is definitely a Potassium Ng.
Reactive Potassium Ng

by Tze Yanggg August 1, 2022

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POTABE

Acronym for: Poop On The Anal Beads Emergency. Occurs when one is pleasuring oneself with anal beads a little too absent-mindedly and accidentally gets feces on the beads.

Person 1: Why did you come running out of your room looking frantic? And why are you naked?
Person 2: Get outta my way, its a POTABE and I need the bathroom now!
Person 1: Ew. Make sure not to get any in the sink!

by BurntBaby December 22, 2010

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