bed potato

A person who is so lazy that they never make it to the couch to be a couch potato, instead remaining in bed all day and only getting up for food, drink, and bathroom usage.

My roommate thinks I am a bed potato but I'm really just making the most of my day off.

by BedfordshireResident March 16, 2009

potato aim

Poor, lousy aim, specifically in a shooter style video game.

T's potato aim caused him to waste all of his bullets on the charging bear, resulting in his death.

by Undeft February 26, 2015

Potato PC

The defination of Potato PC is when a old or a used pc gives spf (seconds per frame) instead of fps (frames per second)

Oh god my Potato PC can't even play minecraft on 1.8!

by Phasma4150 April 21, 2021

potato with the weird haircut

describes the appearance and behavior of the internet homo Dan Howell also known as @danisnotonfire

"who is that potato with the weird haircut?"

"that must be Dan Howell!"

pls do not bully the poor vegetable.

by lovesphan1948 July 19, 2016

potato basher

Is someone who masturbates to ugly people

Jack: I bashed off to stacy's photo last night

Luke: Nah fam she's butters, your such a potato basher

by Wahidman December 17, 2013

tom's potato

A type of bird with no legs, beak or tail.

That Tom's potato was lit.

by Deeperdaddy7 November 25, 2016

Potato Cannon

About 20 dollars of PVC and a grill ignitor put together to launch a potato at high speeds in excess of 300 feet. Sounds like a gunshot. Typicly made by bored, immature teenagers, but is incredibly fun to create/play with. If you shoot a potato it'll scare the shit out of everyone within 500 feet of you.

Last friday night some nerdy freshmen made a potato cannon and shot my front door. I then went outside and ran them over in my ford bronco.

by ThE GaMe!!! July 16, 2009