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Post-Nut Dementia

The inability to remember what porn or R18 content you busted to for the next 1-4 hours.
oh no, the post-nut dementia is setting in
by ReproductiveRod June 4, 2022
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Post-nut reflection

The moment of complete self reflection and clarity immediately following busting a huge nut.
"the Post-nut reflection hit me, and the self reflection and realisation kicked in"
by Sheldonisautistic February 3, 2018
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Post-Nut-Realization

Post-nut-realization is the process of realizing something you were sexually into and after you bust a nut, you realize how fucked up it was and now you see yourself as disgusting pig (mainly happens to people under the age of 18)
Noah: “I nutted to a post of a hot girl in our school.”
Ben: “Dude what the fuck, she’s in 7th grade!”
Noah: “oh shit
Ben: “That is called Post-Nut-Realization
by SillyG00se4 January 29, 2018
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Post-nut suicide

when the post nut clarity hits one so hard that you either commit, or begin to contemplate suicide out of either shame or guilt.
Police officer 1: what was the motive
Police officer 2: it appears to be another Post-nut suicide, you can still see the tissues on the floor
by regrets2983910 January 4, 2022
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post-nut delusion

(n.) a feeling of dizziness, lightheaded-ness and disorientation after an orgasm and can happen to both genders
After she climaxed, she had post-nut delusion. She barely remembered anything after she woke up.
by randomblackgirl July 17, 2020
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post-nut coma

the condition of lethargy and stupidity a man often experiences after busting a nut.
Jim tried to hold a conversation with his wife after they had sex, but his post-nut coma prevented him from saying anything intelligent - and from focusing on anything his wife had to say.
by ducksRpeople2 September 6, 2011
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Post Nut Jitters

The moment when a man looks back at what he just nutted to and is so disgusted in himself it sends shocks down his back.
Bro yesterday I got the post nut jitters bad after nutting to shrek.
by BIGHAIRYLARY August 22, 2019
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