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Nice Frame, Bad Portrait

When you see a girl or woman and they have really nice bodies, but then you see their faces and they're ugly.
Two guys at the mall staring at a woman's hot body.
GUY1: "Damn dude, look at this girl's body."
GUY2:Oh hell yes,..
GIRL stops and turns around: "Hey boys."
GUY1 and GUY2: "Eeww dude, Nice Frame, Bad Portrait."
by DjKushBeats October 1, 2010
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portraito

guy 1: WOW look at that portraito!

guy 2: It's magnificent...
by ruby buby November 4, 2018
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portor

Probably gay, crimson chin, blue balls, weeb, weird scraggly beard, has friend with pedro stache, also friends with Jake Jake The Pancake Snake
Portor likes men.
by Left In Walmart November 12, 2018
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Portrait Prophecies

What are you doing here? Go on itch.io and play this dude's games.
Person 1: Whats your favorite game creator?
Person 2: Portrait Prophecies.. Why?
Person 1: No reason. Favorite game from them?
Person 2: Hmm, Idk. To the heights of my heart?
Person 1: Never heard of it.
Person 2: Check it out, it's really good.

(after checking it out)
Person 1: I have never wanted to hug a fictonal character so. bad.
by qhantomia. August 22, 2021
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Painting-Portrait ART

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by Painting-Portrait ART October 2, 2022
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Panda Portrait

A panda portrait is a photograph you take of yourself while on a bicycle. A bicyclist holds their camera out with one arm, and takes a picture of their own face, while on their bicycle, possibly while wearing a bicycle helmet.

I think this term can also be used for videos of one's self while riding a bicycle, in motion.

It may come from the idea that pavement is black, and the bike lane stripe is white. Panda's are black and white striped, just like bike lanes. Maybe the bicyclist stencil used to paint and mark bike lanes looks somewhat like a panda.
Check out my new photos from last week's ride. I took some great panda portraits!
by orangek November 25, 2009
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Portola

Extremely small town located in the Sierra Nevada mountains of California. Main activities for locals consist of partying real hard having day raves wood raves live djs and of course partying!!!!
Portola can f****** party!!!
by chanceohle January 11, 2011
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