Portage La Prairie

A town in southern Manitoba that suicidal, pity-seeking recovering alcoholics with no life who have mistake children with some greasy hookup from a shopping mall move to from northern Manitoba to try to feel better.

Oh fuck bud I’m gonna kms… actually, wait, nah I’ll just move to Portage La Prairie so I can do it there instead.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 28, 2023

portage

Portage is an alright place besides all the preppy sluts in portage Northen and preppy heroin addicts in portage central. But hey i live here and i dont complain because i go to PCEC(we arent f***ing deadbeats)so dont fucking say that shit.And it has a pretty okay mall. There is also some hot guys in Portage.Other than that it's full or nice houses and trailerparks.

Portage is F***ing great for preppy heroin addicts

by gonjagirl October 15, 2006

Portage quesadilla

When you put down newspaper and shit, pee, cum, vomit, pop pimples, and put gravel on it, then fold the newspaper and put it in the oven for 15 minutes at 425° and eat it.

Hey bro I’m so hungry
Same, let’s make a Portage Quesadilla

Hell yeah that sounds so good right now

by Nichan August 6, 2020

Portage park elementary school

a shitty ass school that paints itself to be great and artsy and shit even though most of the kids are actually idiots and the teachers are mostly assholes and aren’t even good

so many young kids do drugs too like lmao calm your ass down youre in the fifth grade

Person: have you heard of portage park elementary school?
Person 2: lmao yeah it’s filled of wannabe gang members

by random person who went here August 2, 2021

portugee

Better than a Niedringhaus (however, almost anything is better than a Niedringhaus).

"I wish I was a Portugee, but I am stuck being a stupid Niedringhaus. Damn, where's my granola?"

by Lee Jesse May 16, 2008

portugeese breakfast

When a man is having anal sex with a woman and cracks two eggs and oils the woman's behind with hands and penis and when the booty is nice and oily resume anal sex.
(also may include one of the partners simutaniously 69 a Pinata lol)

My girl was feeling kind of kinky, and asked me to treat her to a portugeese breakfast.

by kz424 January 13, 2008

portugeezer

originated as a nickname given by the media to Portuguese Transexual, Nadia, the winner of Big Brother 5 in the UK.

"Did you hear, that Portugeezer Nadia won Big Brother?!"

by Steph August 9, 2004