spam porpoise

Yet another euphemism for a penis, coined by Andrew Hussie of MS Paint Adventures. Generally used to add an element of variety to a conversation centering around the male genitalia.

1: Hey, how was your date last night?
2: Rough, my spam porpoise is aching...

or

1: blahblahblah dicks blahblahblah
2: blahblah Johnsons blahblahblah
3: Hey, what are you guys talking about?
1 & 2: Spam porpoise.

by Gulstab January 26, 2010

Porpus Hork

A crusty and almost always foul smelling substance which grows under the fat folds and rolls of extremely fat and dirty people. Sometimes can be found on the corners of the mouth.

"Dude, what smells like porpus hork around here?"

"Yeah, I think its that fat guy who works in publishing, he just waddled past us to the handicapped bathroom."

by knucklehair May 26, 2011

hairy porpoise

It is an adjective describing the anal region of a female that is very hairy.

Man...that chick over there has a real hairy porpoise anal booty butthole hairy brown starfish

by Ramsoccer2 May 26, 2016

Angry Porpoise

It starts with a male doing his partner from behind. The male then removes his member from the vagina placing the tip against his partners asshole as if he is attempting anal sex. The female immediately looks back at the male making a dolphin or porpoise sound..."Ehh Ehh, Ehh Ehh"...as if saying no way.

She was getting hot during some doggystyle sex, so I tried for the alternative but got only the angry porpoise.

by "Skinney" Kinney April 25, 2010

pounding the porpoise

To jerk off. To masturbate. To stroke one's own cock (usually with much vigor).

Damn, my cock is sore! Since Sara shot me down, I've been pounding the porpoise to an old Hustler. I really need to get me some for-real nookie!

by Blenderhead1991 September 7, 2010

Porpi

It's the slang plural for the marine mammal "porpoise". Used mostly in eastern North Carolina.

"Hey Man look at all those porpi!"

"Wow glad the porpi are here to scare off the sharks, porpi save us"

by Eastncsurfer May 2, 2009

Porpulating

The feeling you get when youre over tired or havent eaten in a while. You get punchy, hyper, goofy, and giggly because your body begins to run off of its natural and reserved sugars

im acting so goofy, i must be porpulating bc im so tired

by saiiormn91 July 18, 2010