pornocrat

(noun) A person who is an experienced, cultured viewer of pornography. He finds the latest and best quality porn, whether in video or print format. Yet he never boasts about his talent -- he's a quiet connoisseur of few words, speaking about pornography only when spoken to. When his friends need porn, they know they can turn to him for help.
He prefers actresses who are fresh, innocent, and new to the business; not the cliched bleach-blond bimbos. He is a connoiseur of the sex industry.

Johnny is quite the pornocrat -- he knows the difference between Swank and Barely Legal. As well, he prefers Mike's Apartment to the Bangbus.

by RexGibson December 1, 2003

The Pornograph

1: What my grandmother refers to T&A in movies as.

2: A scientific model that charts the explosion of the information superhighway as a means to transmit age sensitive material of a sexual nature.

1: "Today I came home early and found your grandfather watching The Pornograph."

2: "According to The Pornograph, all recorded information will be consumed and inundated by full frontal penetration and hardcore nudity by 2025"

by DemonDes March 24, 2008

pornotration

The act of penetrating a woman as you watch an x-rated film.

She was so offended by the pornotration that she went and took a rape shower!

by drewniverse December 25, 2010

program time

West coast slang for time to grind, get deep work in.

i.e working out, hustling.

"It's program time homes!"

by SDFL6 March 5, 2022

Pornographic Memory

The ability to recognize the identity of a person by merely glancing at their buttocks or breasts.

Brian must have a "pornographic memory" because he can recognize Lisa based on her buttocks.

by palistimatos April 5, 2012

Programe

A program that is also a game. Meaning that it is a game but has some useful features like image/text editing.

Man that programe was useful and fun!

by KaBob799 January 31, 2009

The Program

A vague idyllic promise of success to lure parents into footing the bill for yet another useless graduate degree. Love junkie, lost, spoiled followers use this vague idea sculpted by school’s marketing materials of professors looking smart, students looking awake, and doctored photos of old buildings looking prestigious to convince themselves and parents of the merit in investing another 100k in their near useless kid, known by the step-dad simply as “sleep and eat.”

“Mom, I know a MA in Education at Harvard is useless, but I just fell in love with the program.”

by UnderemployedMBA August 29, 2011