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pornocrastinating

to put off intentionally the doing of something that should be done due to watching porn
Boss: Neil, where is the marketing plan that was due on my desk an hour ago?

Neil: Sorry Boss, I have been sitting at my desk all day watching internet porn and haven't even started it yet.

Boss: Stop pornocrastinating Neil or your fired!!!!
by poser1212 November 30, 2010
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porncorn film

A popcorn film that is dominated by sex scenes.
He went to watch a popcorn film that happened to be a mere porncorn film.
by uttam maharjan December 1, 2011
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ponycore

A term used to jokingly refer to metal and related genres, particularly more "extreme" forms of metal such as doom metal, black metal and death metal.

The term ponycore is used because fans of these genres feel a need to stop cutting their hair. To keep their long hair from bothering them in day to day life, these people tend to put their hair into a ponytail. The suffix 'core is used because fans of extreme metal tend to look down upon "metalcore", as they consider hardcore punk influenced metal to be inferior to their own types of metal.
Are you listening to ponycore again?

"Yeah man, this band, Black Nephilim of Destruction" is pony to the bone man.
by Ponycorehead December 6, 2012
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Pornscare

A scary image that is placed in a porn video with the intention of making men rip their dicks off.
I needed to get my penis surgically reattached after I got pornscared last night.
by OfficalUltibit April 4, 2015
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pornivore

A voracious consumer of all things porn.
My girlfriend says I'm turning into a pornivore.
by Statss January 1, 2017
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Pornocracy

A period in the middle ages where popes acted most unholy... Oh my!
The pornocracy in the Holy Roman Empire led to many figures in the clergy to hold great orgies in the Vatican.
by Banana Hammie December 10, 2020
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porncor

Porncor.com is the best tube site ever!!
address:
http://www.porncor.com
Porncor.com is the best tube site ever!!
address:
http://www.porncor.com
by porncor1 October 18, 2008
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