Poonaramic Vision

When someone hasn't got laid in a while, their vision is said to become "Poonaramic". A typical symptom of poonaramic vision is when everything they see reminds them of their lack of action.

Dude 1 - "Look at Michael, hes fully gone insane, going for everything and anything"
Dude 2 - "I know man, his lack of action has resulted in Poonaramic Vision"

by Impercinator February 15, 2010

pornogamy

Being monogamously committed to one pornographic actor/actress.
Masturbating to only one pornstar.

Dale practices pornogamy with Gianna Micheals, and would never cheat on her with Jill Kelly.
Nicholas will only masturbate to one pornstar, and none other.

by the one they call the jew October 14, 2013

Pornography

See also The Internet

I wrote a definition already for the internet about how it has shit loads of pornography on it.

by C.D's September 20, 2017

pornogrative

When parts of the body are fully revealed; More than provocative. But still less than what you see in adult film videos.

Her nudes were leaked and they were quite pornogrative.

by jaye elle October 3, 2021

Violent Pornography

Exaggerations made by the news media in order to get more ratings or to brainwash their viewers.

Violent Pornography is also when the media is broadcasting tragedies such as accidents, incidents, violence, and wars constantly 24/7 to get people hooked to the T.V.

Fox News is full of violent pornography.

by Thatdude4 March 14, 2011

Pornography of regret

Deep sense of moral decay a guy feels after wanking on a Playboy´s Centerfold.

Father... I confess that I regularly wank on Playboy´s Centerfolds.

Yours is a common symptom of pornography of regret.
Don´t worry Son... I used to wank on the photo on Aunt Jemima Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix.

That´s so sick, Father...!

Yeah Son... and well above racist wanking... but the pancakes were a hell of a treat!

by rperazag May 17, 2010

pornography

(1) Sexier than sex itself.
(2) Sexuality that is simulated, airbrushed, packaged and commoditized.

"At the heart of pornography is sexuality haunted by its own disappearance.” Jean Baudrillard

by DMNY July 7, 2006