Pesky Porker

A police officer

Look at those pesky porkers waddle into Dunkin' Donuts!

by Victra March 6, 2009

Full Porker

The act of watching your wife fuck in a barn with several sweaty rednecks with their dicks doused in liquid pig fat

Alex watched the local farmers give his wife Oana a full porker yesterday
- Did you know that Lucia was given a full porker last night?

by BogusAnalus January 20, 2022

porkeling

1. a male exploring a females nether regions with his.
2. a man rooting around between a woman's legs with his manhood.
3. "That's like when you go snorkeling with your ..." - Denny Crane

"I can still remember the first time Bev let me go porkeling."

by ST_PoundCake October 17, 2008

Porkling

Like snorkling, but when you 'snorkel' in a woman's genitalia. Oral sex on a woman.

Aka Cunnilingus, muff diving.

"I still remember the first time Bev let me go porkling..." - Denny Crane

by Twallas McGee December 13, 2009

Porket

The pocket you put your bacon in.

I'll keep this bacon in my porket for later.

by Cap'n Harder July 2, 2009

Tangy Porker

When you take your finger and rub it thoroughly into every crack,crevice and orifice on your body making sure that you`ve collected as much sweat and smell from the depths of the afore mentioned areas, afterwhich you take said finger and with one swift,firm motion wipe along the top lip(just under the nostrils) of the tool in question, leaving a very distinct and informative aroma multiplied in informativness if the said tool is sporting a moustache.

After deciding that Gregory had been a total twat the day before, Nigel,remembering that he hadn`t had a shower for about 2 days decided that a tangy porker was in order, especially as Gregory had elevated his toolness by sporting a moustache.

by JoBoomBoom May 22, 2009

Porker

Classification of an obese person that
has no will to help themselves lose weight.

"Hey check it out, that PORKER sure is puttin those three woppers away pretty easy!"

by shoVel July 20, 2004