ploptastic

Having a really good turd. The satisfaction of having a memorable bowel movement

Man! That crap was ploptastic!

by ROBK November 26, 2013

Pooptacular

When you finally poop in a long time and you get overly excited about it

That poop was pooptacular

by Pop32 August 21, 2014

Poptart

Some one of simple nature that does not have the basic instincts to navigate themselves through life.

Bromandudeguy1: Why is Simple Jack eating toothpaste?
Bromandudeguy2: Because Simple Jack is a real poptart.

by ChuckWagon19 November 7, 2010

poptart suprise

Where you brake a poptart in half, where the Jelly stuff that's inside the poptart shows, and you rub it in the Vaginal area CreditCard style(up and down the area quickly), and you get all the jelly-like stuff inside the vagina flap area, then you use the Jelly-like stuff that's inside the poptart as Lube, and when you're finished, you eat the Cum-Jelly mixture out.

OH MY GOD! poptart suprise!..
mmmm..

by IKnowWhyCumIsWhiteAndClear September 19, 2009

pootang pie

a big piece of pussy.

In her desperation, Karlita offered him a huge, heaping, steaming slice of her pootang pie.

by Jo_Jo February 16, 2004

pooptagious

(adj.) When you realize you have to dump really bad after the person next to describes how bad they have to poopy or after they run to the bathroom

Now that you mention it, I have to dump like a motherfucker too...boy oh boy squeezing out a few steamy logs must be pooptagious

by Sammy Nutt June 27, 2010

pooptastic

An amalgam of the word "Poop" and "Fantastic." Something that is so fantastically "poopy" that it is noteworthy. This particular quality invokes feeling not of dismay, but awe. When something is pooptastic, it is unalterable - you must simply walk away.

This software application is utterly pooptastic, I can do nothing with it.

by buceypooh January 30, 2007