pootin'

1. A southern slang term for passing gas
2. Farting

Nevermind, I was just pootin'.

by Terradactile July 31, 2006

pootits

1. An exclamation of moderate anger, disappointment or displeasure.
2. A pair of tits, encrusted with poo.

Man 1: Oh no, we only have one beer left!
Man 2: Pootits!!! Now what are we gonna drink??

by Campeh February 26, 2008

Pootice

A person who is mean and annoying

Brilynn is such a pootice.

by Chickenishood December 29, 2014

Poonigan

Adj. To wreck the poon (pussy), and be a good drift/reckless driver. To act in accordance with a man whore, but limited to a porn star (unless the pornstar can drive well.

You could consider Travis Pastrana and Ken block poonigans.

by Dillan Asbury September 28, 2014

Pootis

Pootis is a catchphrase of Heavy Weapons Guy from Valve's Team Fortress 2, The originally says "Put Dispenser Here" but he says in misunderstanding " Pootis Spencer Here".

Heavy: Pootis Spencer Here.
Engineer: heck no.

by KhimSpringLight May 27, 2017

Pootis

Pootis is the dark slime that seeps down your throat as you watch Heavy swaying left to right, you want to blink but your eyes start to bleed in the painful montion of movement as you cannot look away, you start to clench your fists as you cannot move from your current position, the eyes of the Scout venture deep inside your soul as you begin to sweat uncontrollably, and as you begin to feel dizzy the video continues and continues. The only way to stop this...is to remove pootis.

Remove pootis now!

by Piingas November 23, 2010

photigue

a saturation of annoyance at being asked to smile for pictures to the point that you no longer give a damn how you look in the photos

Mom, please put down the camera. I'm experiencing a serious case of photigue at the moment.

by ChuckChaser69 November 27, 2010