pootatoo

A very fancy way of saying potato...Great to tell your Red lobster waiter!

May i have a baked pootatoo

by Black Wheat January 27, 2009

poobating

Deciding whether or not to take a poo before leaving the house or allowing the poo to further percolate.

I'm poobating whether or not to take a dump now or wait till I get to work.

by Kieron M May 24, 2008

pootractions

the very intense sudden cramping then disappearance of pain near the abdomen due to the very urgent need to release one's bowels. Similar to contractions from baby labor, however releasing poo instead of a newborn.

I have to shit soo bad, I'm having pootractions! Here comes another one!

by dont4geturjackiet June 10, 2010

poonation

An interjection closely related to the slightly archaic damnation. An emphatic word, which combines the associations of both excrement and having one's soul irreparably bound to hades.

Mate: Hey, apparently you're getting fired this afternoon for starting that rumour that the boss whitens his teeth.

You: Poonation.

by Horace van der Khute October 22, 2009

zootation device

A marijuana cigarette

"Time for a zootation device"
*Pulls out a zoot *

by Flowermam210 September 27, 2017

Recovery poosition

The position an unconscious, but breathing casualty is placed in - where they lie on their side, arm stretched across them and their leg is pumped several times until a hot shit comes out of their arse and falls onto the floor.

Poor Neil fell unconscious at the game last night, and they put him into the recovery poosition. There is still foulage on the pitch.

by Zonal K November 11, 2019

polation

The act of travelling (swinging, perhaps) between two poles. Obviously.

A polation between concrete and abstract sounds appealing.

by everypolesagoal May 17, 2016