pooptart

1. very similiar to the well known kellogs pop tart, the only differance being the delicous fruit flavored filling is replaced with disgusting poop.

little jeffy was late for school, and no other choice but to quickly scarf a pooptart.

by Chase55 November 14, 2007

poofarty

A mildly noxious fart that lingers and contains a medium degree of humidity

Whoa, I've just copped a niff of that poofarty that Markie left behind.…

by The Poison Dwarf July 5, 2010

Professor Poopypants

Alluding to a person's professional embarrassment of their last name.

Student 1: My online math teacher's name is Mrs. Gaylord.
Student 2: No way, man! I bet that's why she teaches online courses.
Student 1: Yeah, it seems very Professor Poopypants.

by thatoneuglykid September 29, 2019

Poopyface

Someone who is a disgusting cretin. An absolute cunt of a creature. A fucking disgrace on humanity. This word is one of the highest (not in a good way) insults you can bestow upon a person. It is equivalent to calling someone a goddamn fascist neo-nazi. This insult is only to be used to describe someone who is an absolutely pathetic wank or piece of shit, the lowest of the low.

Dude you're such a fucking poopyface.

by Dan the Frying Pan October 31, 2022

Poopyface

A name to call little kids in order to make them laugh and embarass themselves in the presence of company when they blab it out loud.

POOPYFACE!!!! he he he he he giggle giggle giggle

by kenicky February 25, 2007

poonfart

The action in which Daves mom farts cheesy gas out her poon

by Anonymous May 21, 2003

poofartbananaram

A word used to describe someone who is acting like an ass, idiot, or dumbass, and/or is getting on your nerves.

"Dude are you down to play another game of beer pong?"

"No."

"Dude you're acting like a poofartbananaram."

by Docta Greenthumb July 11, 2009