Poodini

When your newborn crys complaining of a full nappy/diaper but upon inspection the turd splatter has mysteriously VANISHED.

"Weird..I checked his bum just 5 minutes ago but there was nothing in there."
"Oh don't worry he's been dropping Poodinis all afternoon"

by Goatl0ver September 11, 2015

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Poondini

When you have a one night stand with a young lady and you awake to find she has disappeared like the famous magician Harry Houdini.

Bro, last week I had some Poondini. I was really feeling her but turned it was some Poondini. Damn!

by Orlanda Brown October 1, 2018

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poopding

Basically a can of pudding that contains human excrements. Some people prefer to cook them by their own, or it’s usual then people seek for help by asking neighbors.

- hehhehe dude i just ate some poopding hhehehe
-really dude lemme try that shit! Hehhhe

-yes yes my friend

-mmmm tasty poopding!!!

by AlSalviSaviSaarpunk August 10, 2021

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When you finish taking a dump and after wiping your ass you notice there is no poop on the toilet paper. This is a magical moment, unfortunately you are the only witness to this amazing accomplishment. No sleight of hand, nothing up your sleevecheck your sleeve, it might be up your sleeve, if it's up your sleeve you need help wiping your ass

You won't believe this but I just performed a poodini, I wiped and the toilet paper was so clean I was tempted to put it back on the roll.

by TheGoldenPoo January 7, 2022

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