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Pontoon Boating

Similar to Motor Boating, but accomplished by placing your face in the other persons' ass cheeks instead of their breasts.
My mouth tastes like shit today because I was up all night pontoon boating this girl I met at Starbucks.
by Goofytits May 10, 2015
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pontoon

An expletive which can replace harsher curse words but is intended to have a greater impact.
oh PONTOON!
by yur.mom April 7, 2020
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magnificent pontoons of love

She took off her bra and showed me her magnificent pontoons of love!
by Teratogen June 28, 2011
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Pontoon Donga

A pontoon donga is any house built on swamp or flood plains with a waffle slab consisting of lightweight polystyrene pods (waffle pods) in a grid pattern on the ground before being framed in rebar and covered in concrete. These foundations are often poorly laid and will crack during or shortly after settlement.
Those imports studying a Diploma of Uber bought that pontoon donga right before the rains hit. I hope they got insurance, as it's starting to crack right up the middle.
by Taktische Kartoffel September 4, 2025
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pontooned

The state of complete and utter confusion, so audacious and bombastic that it is simply its own state of being entirely; the ship of sense has sailed, so-to-speak.
"He just handed me a duffel bag of cash and fled the state, I was completely pontooned"

"John, you gotta get over her bro, she got you pontooned for weeks"
by ts-pmo February 19, 2024
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Pontoon Boat

I just saw a Pontoon Boat! I bet that an old person is driving it!
by Fatass jameraniack July 24, 2022
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musty pontoon

When your underpants are moist and smell like the morning on a lake when the pontoon boat is covered in mist.
I’m so horny. Total musty pontoon down there.
by I J Margulieth August 21, 2021
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