juggle pennies

verb-

to accidentally bump your crotch/butt against someone else's crotch/butt.

to accidentally bump your hand against someone else's crotch/butt.

don't bend over when i'm walking behind you lest we juggle pennies.

hey, get your hand off my butt! you trying to juggle my pennies or something?!

by willytom32 November 4, 2009

porniest

One who is overly obsessed with porn, where the person loses all contact with anything other than a magazine, video, or internet involving porn. Someone who would rather watch porn than do anything else.

Keller is the porniest guy I know look at his dvd collection.

by Trea G. December 29, 2007

putting pennies in the pound jar

Making a very small or worthless contribution (see also: putting dimes in the dollar jar for American)

She might as well be putting pennies in the pound jar with the help she's contributing.

by Ellgrace June 23, 2020

PONIES MY ASS

When bronies parents find out they fuck ponies

Brony: MOM IM SORRY ITS A VIRUS FOR PONIES

Mom: PONIES MY ASS. IM GETTIN THE BELT

Brony: NOOOOOOO PLEAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by bigbootybitches655 September 14, 2020

jug of pennies

When you get excited over nothing.

She was all jug of pennies about that guy. Turns out he was gay.

by Joseph Johnston November 12, 2006

feeding the ponies

fingering vagina

When her boyfriend walked into the room we werent fucking yet, but he did catch me feeding the ponies.

by Howie Figawi September 29, 2009

a dime and two pennies

the perfect girl.

smart, sexy, has goals in life, isn't stuck up, perfect hair, bra size, the way her shirts fit her,dresses,
outfits. how her pants fit each and every section of her curves.

its just unbelievable
she's past a dime
she's a dime plus 2 pennies

"Yo man,yesterday at the club i danced with this girl who was beyond a dime"

"WTF, wuts better than a dime?? and please don't say quarter."

"LOL, no man, she was a dime plus 2 pennies"

"LMAO, that would work"

by Ro September 2, 2004