Ponderosa pounder

The act of eating buffet food then taking a hard shit in to a condom and using that for a dildo on your woman.

Bob and Tammy shared a romantic dinner at their local Ponderosa buffet. Things got a little weird when they got home and bob gave her the ol Ponderosa pounder in the bedroom.

by Abe simpson October 15, 2020

ponderize

To ponder/memorize something

I ponderize a scripture every day.

by 100sreven7 December 19, 2015

ponderific element

Usually one word that means a bigger thing. Mainly used to summarize and when you don't want to explain something they know. Often leaves the other in a daze of ponder.

Stoner Nick: Dude, last night was crazy.
Jack: Yea man, I'm so friggin tired.
Nick: why?
Jack: Are you serious? Am I going to have to make this a ponderific element for you?
Nick: Ummm, whatever
Jack: one question, When did we leave last night...?{leaves}
Nick: {ponders}...oh... I knew that.

by . May 25, 2006

pondelisian

pondelisian is a synonym for good looking, super charming, and all around fantastic.

-That Brad Pitt is awfully suave
-I agree! I might go so far to say he is pondelisian!

by a different person March 7, 2009

Ponderize

A new word used in the Oct. 2015 general conference of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints by Elder Devin Durrant, which immediately became a social media sensation. Ponderize appears to be a combination of the words "ponder" and "memorize." Ponderize describes the act of selecting a verse of scripture, and posting it in a place where you will see it often. Whenever you see the scripture you will think about its meaning and how it applies to life.

After I ponderized the scripture “My father dwelt in a tent” (1 Nephi 2:15) I decided there is no way Joseph Smith could make that crap up... has to come from heaven.

by dontgetcocky November 22, 2015

Ponderosa

commonly used when one highly doubts or questions the veracity of a statement

guy a: have you seen the latest matrix movie, it was awesome.
guy b: ponderosa!

by Latty November 18, 2003

Ponderosa Lemon

Used as a treat. When you cut a lemon in half and smash one half in someone’s eye, and the other half up their ass.

I’ll give you a ponderosa lemon!

by Squiddlydiddlychainsaw June 2, 2018