poling

Having two people grab each of a male victim's legs, and pulling him groin-first into a fixed metal pole.

The boys decided Nigel No Friends needed a good poling.

by Hand-E-Food February 22, 2010

Poloing

Living a positive, successful and flashy lifestyle.

Some people been Poloing and carefree for 20 yrs and some been struggling and stressed.

by atldallas May 25, 2014

poleing

poling is the oppoite if the phneomena planking. instead of lying down at odd spaces you stand up in weired position og places.

what's john doin in that closet?
oh, he's just poleing I'm taking a photograph for him

by Dr.Krogh January 4, 2012

polynigmion

Waste of space

Your such a polynigmion

by Polynigmion September 29, 2018

tad poleing

When an older woman tries to seduce a younger man she is said to be tad poleing.

A 19 year old college student to his buddy, "Dude this 45 year old secretary was hitting on me today!" The buddy replies, "Ya man she is always tad poleing!"

by g88 June 8, 2007

Arctic poling

When one takes a penis sized piece of feces, freezes it, then proceeds to use it as a dildo.

I couldnt answer the phone because I was busy arctic poling.

by B_Diddy October 25, 2006

poling

To have sex in a tent

Dave and Annelise kept me up all night with their poling! Don't they realize you can hear right through those things?

by coldshowerdudes October 12, 2009