food poltergeist

A food poltergeist is a word to describe a deadly and loud fart
by Supernova2867 May 20, 2022
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Poltergeist

A type of invisible spirit that typically haunts low income families that want the council to move them somewhere nicer.
"Ere shazza, it's another rejection letter. I reckon we could call the papers and roll out a 'Poltergeist' that'll do the trick"
by srcl72 July 5, 2019
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Poltergeist

A person who ghosts groups of people, and occasionally causes drama within the groups of people that have been ghosted
“Lacy ghosted us when we were making plans to meet up and is now causing lots of drama in the friend group by saying she feels excluded
“Sounds like you have a poltergeist on your hands”
by Broncosaurus Manning July 9, 2020
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When you stay up during the witching hours playing chess by yourself because everyone is sleeping or far away from the scope of control.
Person 1: "sorry man i cant stay up any longer, i'm too tired."
Person 2: It's ok, i'll be staying up Playing chess with the poltergeist That'll keep me busy."
by Capuchin for Hire March 30, 2022
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Poltergeistic

A word describing something ghostly, whether it be used as an adjective or an adverb.
Guy 1: Did you see that? That kid just fazed right through the wall! It was so...poltergeistic!
Guy 2: What
by msmfart March 28, 2023
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Poltergeisted

When a ghost fucks with shit around you and you can’t do shit about it.
Bill: Why did the cup just fly across the room
Bobby: Oh shit we just got poltergeisted. We gotta move outta here
by Gastly April 23, 2023
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Poltergeist cum

When you spend 10 minutes on the toilet pushing cum out your nunny but that hidden extra unexpectedly expels itself at the most inconvenient time
"Babe I just got attacked by poltergeist cum, it's all down my leg!"
by wieskakasia September 15, 2022
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