by Supernova2867 May 20, 2022

A type of invisible spirit that typically haunts low income families that want the council to move them somewhere nicer.
"Ere shazza, it's another rejection letter. I reckon we could call the papers and roll out a 'Poltergeist' that'll do the trick"
by srcl72 July 5, 2019

A person who ghosts groups of people, and occasionally causes drama within the groups of people that have been ghosted
“Lacy ghosted us when we were making plans to meet up and is now causing lots of drama in the friend group by saying she feels excluded”
“Sounds like you have a poltergeist on your hands”
“Sounds like you have a poltergeist on your hands”
by Broncosaurus Manning July 9, 2020

When you stay up during the witching hours playing chess by yourself because everyone is sleeping or far away from the scope of control.
Person 1: "sorry man i cant stay up any longer, i'm too tired."
Person 2: It's ok, i'll be staying up Playing chess with the poltergeist That'll keep me busy."
Person 2: It's ok, i'll be staying up Playing chess with the poltergeist That'll keep me busy."
by Capuchin for Hire March 30, 2022

Guy 1: Did you see that? That kid just fazed right through the wall! It was so...poltergeistic!
Guy 2: What
Guy 2: What
by msmfart March 28, 2023

Bill: Why did the cup just fly across the room
Bobby: Oh shit we just got poltergeisted. We gotta move outta here
Bobby: Oh shit we just got poltergeisted. We gotta move outta here
by Gastly April 23, 2023

When you spend 10 minutes on the toilet pushing cum out your nunny but that hidden extra unexpectedly expels itself at the most inconvenient time
by wieskakasia September 15, 2022
