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All the emotions

“Any plans this evening?” she asked.
“Probably try a pokey bum posh asphixi crank.” I replied.

by Diamonds & Crowns September 4, 2022

Pokey Bum Wank

An act of sexual pleasure where you take your fingers and insert them in the bum hole while doing regular masturbation

Jack got so turned on by Mega Cranes and Cosmic Cranes that he felt the need to pull down his own trousers and pleasure himself with a Pokey Bum Wank.

by Beluga Whale Pie February 12, 2025

Finger Pokey Bum Wank

When your finger slips into your bum whilst you’re masturbating. FPBW for short

I can’t wait to get home and have a Finger Pokey Bum Wank

by KingArther November 21, 2017

soaky pokey bum wank

Also known as: one crease, a finger through the tissue, a rear breach, backdoor assailant, pushing the button and backdoor delight.

A common practice by the straight man to massage and finger ones rear passage while stroking the baby cannon.

Those not partaking in such delights have known to bat for the other team and play WOW. AKA R.Dixon.

Ah yeah, last night I had a takeaway and a soaky pokey bum wank. Absolute treat.

by Ben Fender September 8, 2019

big telly pokey bum wank

The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.

He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.

by Mackem Beefy September 19, 2021

Wanky Bum Poke

Similar in style to a Pokey Bum Wank, only with less ferocity. More for the casual opportunist than than the full blown sexual misfit. Usually using only one digit.

Hey, i heard that Ghandi was photographed having a pokey bum wank last night? Na....it was just a quick wanky bum poke, he was in a hurry

by The Lo-Brary December 16, 2008

bum power

bum power noun smell of stale human excrement; Am. the unmistakable smell of days-old excrement originating from someone’s undergarments; mil. vul. the stench of fermented excrement originating from a military officer’s undergarments after an extended period of time in battle; the smell that accompanies “skid marks” (see definition for “skid mark”);

Sandy then asked "why does it always smell like ass when Sue leans over the table to talk to her bridge partner?"

Kendra quickly answered "oh! That's her bum power!!"

by Hershil McGilicuttihee January 14, 2008