Pokemonlake

An online pokemon game created by a greek "girl" named erry who consistently moans and bitches about Pokemon Deluge getting more users. She likes to flood and spam her chatrooms in all capital letters. The game she "coded" has many flaws and misspellings and grammar mistakes, often pointed out by people with a 10th grade education. That witch is the reason why many 9-13 year old kids are completely retarded and hopeless in today's society. The chatrooms are located on IRC on the SurrealChat network.

There, 9-13 year old kids can "role play" as their favorite pokemon or pokemon trainers. They don't know how to role play. Also, they all apparently hate on Justin Bieber because of his manly voice, even though every person who plays PokemonLake sounds the exact same as him. The laketards (an affectionate name for the kids) have also taken the initiative to form e-relationships with people that they hope are girls.

Bryan: Hey, I'm really depressed. My girlfriend dumped me. Maybe looking in the pokemonlake chatrooms would cheer me up!
Mark: Yeah! Those pathetic little 10 year olds can make always make me chuckle when I'm feeling a bit down in the dumps!

(10/10/10 03:18:44PM) <Special_Pikachu> *throws thunder stone to evee*
(10/10/10 03:18:59PM) <Special_Pikachu> Use it!
(10/10/10 03:19:09PM) <lil-eevee> evolves into vaporeon

(10/08/10 09:49:55PM) <shadowmew> mew mew mew mew tuggs on platinums pants mew mew mew mew we're goin bck in time 2 find ur past life and change things after that we'll go 2 sapphires past then i'm goin 2 save my sister ok

(10/11/10 07:32:45PM) <mystic_dragon> eats a elaphent so it hits rikku and she/he falls into mystic dragons stomach acid with the elaphent on top of her

by bodnast October 14, 2010

Pokemon Go

The best exercise app ever. It gets people off their lazy asses so they can go outside. While the app has its faults, it is a very fun app.

Pokemon Go helped me get some good exercise. I even found an Onix!

by whatadickhead August 2, 2016

Facebook Pokemoning

Spending time on facebook adding people to friend list just to collect some, and not particularly cause you know them.

Computer : Suggestion : Johnny Smith - add as friend

Facebookpokemaniac : Gotta catchem'all !!! ***clicks on Johnny Smith***

This is facebook pokemoning.

by akafimmy July 14, 2009

pokemon go and chill

It means that you are going to your local park to fuck behind the trees while playing Pokemon Go and trying to "spin-it for some pokeballs",

cause that eevee is way too far way, and you should have brought a portable battery charger...

Bob:"wanna go Pokemon Go and chill tonight?"

Alice:"no, mid terms coming up so...?"

Bob:"but I hear that I can Cubone your Cloyster if we go to the park right now!"
Alice:"fine, do you have some condoms?"

by PseudoRandomElectricalEngineer July 11, 2016

Pokemon Go

The reason why gamer nerds will get exposure to the needed sunlight much more often than usual. It will also contribute in fixing their muscle imbalance as before the game was released only the muscles of the hand were in proper workout (due to both intense gaming and masturbating sessions for known reasons).Despite such acclaimed advantages , they are doomed to more disadvantages which of course they won't consider it like that. As if the virtualization of their own rooms wasn't enough to damage their brains, now they have the ability to virtualize the strange and scary outer world. When you encounter them on the streets you will be amazed that they possess more knowledge than your recently updated google maps causing more suffering to your non-nerd soul.Number of casualties that are hit by a car, bitten by stray dogs or/and raped in a nearby shrub will increase dramatically.

Oh shit dude I think I will have a Pokemon paranoia until the hype of Pokemon Go is gone in around 8 months.

by 1Davex1 July 16, 2016

pokemon

a guilty pleasure. Just found my pokemon collection and I'm hooked again:(....
Mind you, the gameboy games are reeaally good!:D Not as childish as you would think.Theres a fisherman called Nob.....:D HEHE

...I like to reminisce :P

Me-"It's sad isn't it that I used to have a crush on Ash Ketchum off pokemon when I was Nin, Even though he was a cartoon?
Friend-"yup."

by Absolutely-WeIrD June 16, 2007

Pokemon Brick Bronze

the only good game roblox brings to the table. released who knows when, pokemon brick bronze was a game in roblox that was similar to most other pokemon games. after it shut down in 2018, most people just gave roblox up and vowed to never play it again.

*2017*
guy 1: hey have you played pokemon brick bronze on roblox?
guy 2: no but ill try it
*2 weeks later*
guy 1: so did you like it?
guy 2: hell yeah, i already have 7 gym badges!
guy 1: so im assuming you liked it?
guy 2: who wouldnt?
*fast forward to 2018*
guy 1: huh? where the hell is it?
guy 2: what are you talking about?
guy 1: pokemon brick is gone!
guy 2: see, this is why roblox sucks ass. want to go play minecraft instead?
guy 1: yeah, at minecraft will never die
guy 2: agreed, along with being the best video game ever!

by jamezviole December 7, 2020