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Irony poisoned

When someone perceives nearly everything through multiple layers of irony, and nothing through sincerity. This could extend to someone not being able to sincerely express their own beliefs without someone else thinking they’re being ironic or Insincere. And it could also extend to the inability of someone to take sincerity coming from others at face value, or being skeptical of it.
Person 1: I really enjoy X
Person 2: I bet you only like it because it’s secretly a coping mechanism for something else.
Person 1: it’s not, you’re brain is just irony poisoned
by L+Ratio? May 25, 2022
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Pokos

A term originating from the game Dead by Daylight used to refer to a hit/shot in a video game that should not have hit or did not look like it hit on your end.
"That was some mad pokos on that pallet!"
"Taste the pokos"
"Bark for me dog, taste my pokos shitternet"
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PoikaU

@PoikaU is sus amongE
by prankster855 March 31, 2022
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high speed lead poisoning

Slang for being shot.
Well, he does have 5 bullet holes in his body, so I'd guess the cause of death would've been high speed lead poisoning!
by Bangboy October 12, 2005
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poisonhole

A disparaging term used for an anal aperture that is intolerably stinky.
My dear, I do believe that your adorable little puppy may have poisonhole!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 19, 2021
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Pop-Tart Poisoning

The invariable result if one consumes both of the toaster pastries contained in a standard-size Mylar pouch of Kellogg's Pop-Tarts in a short time period (i.e. "one sitting"). Note that this only applies to varieties that are coated with frosting and a healthy individual should be able to consume both pastries in one sitting if they are not of the frosted variety.

Pop-Tart poisoning would be considered a special-case of the type of temporary hypoglycemia that results from excessive intake of sugar. The most prevalent symptoms include abdominal pain, nausea, lethargy and possibly headache.

The term is not intended to be specific to Pop-Tart consumption and overindulgence of any one source of simple carbohydrates can be the cause. This is important: In order for the symptoms to be attributable to Pop-Tart poisoning, it must be caused by only one food product.
Dude 1: "Man, how can it be considered a single-serving if I feel like shit every time I make the mistake of eating an entire regular package of Skittles?" (2.17 ounce single-serving package)
Dude 2: "Why does one feel like they're dying if they eat a packet of Pop-Tarts in one sitting? That's the enigma of Pop-Tart Poisoning, my friend! Processed food companies are in bed with the healthcare industry!"
by Derp_McHerperson September 14, 2017
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