safari punch

When a brotha from Africa knocks you on your ass with a forceful fuckin' knockout punch.

Similar to the punch from the big African guy from the movie Barbershop, where someone in the background can be heard yelling, "That was a Safari Punch!"

by Milosmama April 20, 2008

nut pouch

What somebody is when they just sit around and play video games all day and all night long. They could have a girl rubbing up on them and horny, and he still doesn't care and know what to do. They are usually fat and have a greasy beard and long fucked up oily hair!

Ryan is such a nut pouch he will be a virgin for life.

by Masterofdisguise37 March 17, 2016

National Punch a League of Legends Player Day

Falls on November 20th. The title is self-explanatory. All the homies hate league players.

Liam: Hey Ben! Are you ready to get beat up?

Ben: No? Why?

Liam: Today is National Punch a League of Legends Player Day!!!

by ihateleagueoflegends November 5, 2021

golden kangaroo-pouch

The act of stretching one's scrotum over the penis creating a pouch-like containment area and urinating on one's testicles.

Yo I just saw my dad giving himself a golden kangaroo-pouch!

by Peter Ninncompoop January 3, 2010

puchkokiii

a combo of a man whore, man slut (with man boobs) who is puertorican and is a complete loser and tries to get with ppl when he has the hottest nicest girlfriend ever and hates ppl named kelly

(credit to kelly =)

omg, i can't believe he did that to you, he is such a puchkokiii!

by lovelyyy February 4, 2008

Food-Pouch

A pouch of food, such as a hot dog or a taco. (Originally defined by IceBlast360 in a stream by PeteZahHutt)

To anyone who argues that hot dogs are sandwiches, the best way to shut them down is by calling them food-pouches.

by IceBlast360 May 10, 2018

bore punch

Marine Corps Slang - The horrible test for STD's involving the male penis. In order to get a sample/culture - the doctor will insert a wand that resembles a pipe cleaner. This test is usually very painfull, especially after when you must urinate. The test is simalar to that of cleaning a military rile barrel with tools called a "bore punch"

Dude I fucked that Thai hooker in Fuket Beach and had to get my BORE PUNCHED when I got back to the ship because I had the drippy dick.

by B, E, double Bizzle September 21, 2006