PMP

Sort for Pissing My Pants, and is oftenly used on snapchat

Jane: He told me to cut his grass, for free!
Frank: Omg, pmp 😂😂

by plzkys124 June 27, 2018

pmp

pmp is the abbreviation of 拍马屁 in Mandarin Chinese.
It means bullshit

Pls I saw the principle at the club yesterday-
Oh, that's... fun ig was she drunk?
No, she was the stripper LOL
Pmp!! As if that would ever happen

by urlocalsmartass February 20, 2022

PMP

Peed My Pants (laughing)

"Nearly PMP at that comment!" Referring to uncontrollable laughter.

by Seeker1202 November 27, 2012

pmp

practice makes perfect

How’d you get so good?

Pmp!

by zokue101 July 27, 2019

pmp

pride month post, used for instagram or any social media post

did you see the amount of pmp on insta?

by anonymous June 15, 2022

pmp

“peeing my pants” — the new lol but you’re actually laughing

“oh my god I just got hit on by a 50 year old cashier pmp”
“PMPPPP”

by spyderjade July 22, 2022