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non-de-plume

a pen name (nom-de-plume) that people think is yours but actually isn't.
"Have you seen that Bob Jones guy's new book? I think that it's actually written by Fred McDougal."
"No bro, that's not his book. You're assuming a non-de-plume"
by the rogue dictatorian January 3, 2018
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nom-de-plume

*from One Jump Ahead in Aladin*
Aladin:
One jump ahead of the slowpokes,
One skip ahead of my doom.
Next time, I'm gonna use a nom-de-plume.

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Mark Twain's nom-de-plume is Samuel Clemens
by Olganana September 12, 2007
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Nom de Plume

Chewing/gumming/eating of a standard manual writing instrument such as a pen or a pencil.

A pen or pencil that has been chewed/sucked on repeatedly.

Sometimes italicized when written.
Ex 1
P1: Are you going to write for the school journal again this week?

P2: Yeah. Writing under a pseudonym makes me feel like I have the freedom to honestly express myself.

P1: Are you going to use the same nom de plume as last time?

P2: Nah. It doesn't even write anymore. There's as much spit as ink in that thing.

P1: Ugh, that's some epic nomming.

Ex 2
P1: Can I borrow your pen?

P2: What happened to all of yours?

P1: My girlfriend's terrier got into my bag last night and went all nom de plume on them while we were watching Heroes.

P2: I think you mean "nom des plumes?"

P1: Whatever, just give me a pen.
by Desultoriousaurus Rex April 18, 2010
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Plume

Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: That's just plume, he's very nice.
Person 1: He seems like a dick.
Person 2: You fucking what
by MiFrylek January 9, 2022
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Courtesy Plume

Courtesy Plume is a self-inflicted condition caused by the fecal shower your ass gets when you flush the toilet as a courtesy in the middle of a dump (to be polite).
I was so embarrassed about my shit smelling bad I gave myself a courtesy plume up my ass.
by SmellyJam November 27, 2021
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Rumor Plume

When a person has had notoriety or fame with a negative connotation, and new people can have pre-formed opinions about that person's integrity or behavior.
Her husband is a white collar felon. She has a Rumor Plume following her to the next chapter of her life.
by Mamahipster December 26, 2011
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Plume

The king of vapes usually refers to his almighty vape as his plume. Plume is superior to traditional terminology vape e-cigarettes ecigs edartcart dartatronics and so on.... plume on
Where’s my plume!?

Gimme plume

I’m so plumed

That’s a dope plume
by Cmuney December 11, 2018
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