ploblem

When something is far worse than a problem

tatianas two brothers are after me cause I called her a bitch, now I have a serious ploblem

by Bunga July 13, 2015

jealousy plotline,plotline, [plotline]

It is a phrase used in the pick up community refering to a series of events which induce jealousy in woman, mostly directed at the 'target' of the 'pick up', which usually happens to be the most attractive woman in the group.

The jealousy plotline,plotline, plotlineexplained

Man(talking to two women of, 1 of them is more attractive thus she is the 'target)',we name her girl A, girl B is her less attractive friend):
Hey, you know what ?! I bet you're a terrible hugger!To girl B Proceeds to hug girl B.
Girl A observes and gets jealous thus her emotional state changes from neutral to hightened attraction due to the jealousy created by the lack of attention given to her. Her friend girl B is getting the attention she craves, so she becomes jealous.

by Hennessy_88 December 20, 2008

plotzed

1) so garbled, confused, distorted, or otherwise messed up as to be utterly unsalvagable.
2) so intoxicated as to be unintelligible or incoherent.

1) Your computer is plotzed.
2) Ralph got so plotzed last night that he couldn't even give the cab driver directions to his house.

by joeski April 1, 2003

pootle

A small, fluffy creature, often seen pootling along the ground.

"There goes a pootle, pootling along."

by Caroline April 12, 2005

plotzed

Yiddish slang for bowel movement.

I was so scared I almost plotzed in my pants! I laughed so hard I almost plotzed in my pants!

by don d August 16, 2006

Plotemaic

Call your friends this if you wanna call them ancient on a new frickin level

Josh, you still play on the Ps2, you fucken plotemaic

by Plotemaic August 27, 2021

Ploplet

A tiny tiny piece of poo that plops into the water from the word 'droplet'; noun (from the verb plop); pronounced plop-let.

Person 1: Did you have a good poo?

Person 2: Neh, just a ploplet

by G Daaaaaaaaawg February 10, 2010