plooker

1. one that, or he who, plookes.
2. a long narrow object, that for various reasons, is inserted into something else.
3. the person that inserts the object.

Did you see the plooker on that bull by the roadside? I'm glad I'm not a cow!

by pyroclastic flow February 5, 2009

pooser

a very sexy and adorable dog that has white fur and looks cute when he sleeps.

i want to have sexual intercourse with pooser.

by gayboi123 July 15, 2010

PLoser

Name for a person whom; 1) Looks at drawn cartoons 2) Pretends that he can rap, although he cannot.

The scientific name for this animal is s0meskunkius Douchebagius. It often acts stupidly at forums, and it flamed time after time, yet he seems to not acknowledge it.

That guy is such a PLoser
s0meSkunk is a PLoser.

by Jaguar April 21, 2004

Ploomer

A word used to make fun and or annoy someone, such as Jeffrey, if you are pissed that they are beating you in COD. A ploomer is a dimwitted or annoying person, or someone who is generally getting on your nerves for whatever reason.

Guy 1: Ohhh take that! I just got a care package in cod!!
Guy 2: Wow... your such a PLOOMER!

Guy 1: *Knocks on door*.
Guy 2: *Opens door*
Guy 1: Hey, PLOOOMER!

by Zingbuh July 23, 2010

ploonerz

once on LNC, block1of4 tried to type "pioneers" using 1337, but he missed typed it and it came out as "plooners" when translated back into regular text.

ultimately it has no meaning and it is strictly dada.

hey dude, are you going to ploonerz tonight?

yeah, it's gonna ploon for soon.

by patra July 3, 2003

Plowser

Only comes out when he’s drunk. There is a 110% chance he has sex with some fine woman that night. Whether it’s bending her over a sink, plowing her on a futon, or even showing her who’s boss in his bed, he never seems to disappoint. See ya after a double ocho loko, Plowser.

Plowser came to life tonight
Plowser did the deed... once again!

by Premarital Sets December 6, 2017

plooger

A sexist asshole on twitter

Man, plooger really loves to gaslight women and double down

by justkelly_ok November 20, 2020