ploon

Is the pubic hair left on a toilet seat. It is stringy, black and stuck on.

There is ploon on that toilet seat

by Peter Santafe January 8, 2005

plodging

Slang word from North-Eastern England which refers to the act of walking through a shallow body of water.

The bairns went plodging in the river.

Non-Geordie Countdown contestant: Seven
Geordie Countdown contestant: Eight!
Richard: Let's here the seven
Non-Geordie Countdown contestant: Lodging
Richard: And the eight?
Geordie Countdown contestant: Plodging.
Richard + Carol + Everyone else: WTF?

by ShaneJosephDonnelly February 25, 2015

Plongus

Verb: Action of rubbing peanut butter on a cat.

The man did plongus and decided to mow his yard.

by Boneinthebox April 10, 2021

Ploof

A condensed form of an expression of happinesss, excitement, moment of discovery, et al.

Also can be used as a sign of disappointment based on inflection.

I just won the lottery!=Ploof!

I found my car keys!=Ploof!

My cat died. = Ploof.

by RussMartinFan November 8, 2018

Ploopday

An instance when, after taking a Sunday afternoon nap, one feels totally refreshed and rejuvenated as if there is a whole new day. This day takes place between a Sunday and a Monday.

I had a great nap today and am ready to start Ploopday.

by SweatPants38 April 13, 2011

Ploomf

A dense object dropping into water, usually causing the water to shoot upwards making the 'ploomf' sound.
For best auditory effect, say outloud and with the back of your throat.

The onomatopoeic sound of a long turd satisfyingly dropping into the bowl....

Man on the throne...
*grunts with effort*
Ploomf!

by domstar101 November 19, 2012

x-ploge

The act of getting a blowjob while playing xbox.

Last night was awesome! I leveled up in Call of Duty and my girl friend gave me an x-ploge!

by xploger August 6, 2010