Plerp

The resultant mess of an accidental and simultaneous release of a minimum of three bodily fluids/solids and/or gasses, usually due to excessive intoxication. These include, but are not limited to, urine, faeces, saliva, vomitus, flatus, semen, and snot.

X came home from a party last night reeking of absynthe, and when I went to wash his underwear they were covered in plerp, I mean, his own wee, white wee-wee, and crap

by Simmo77 June 11, 2011

Plerchk

The noise a car theif makes when you catch him breaking into your car and you hit him in the throat with his own baseball bat.

Me: What the FUCK?!?!?
Car Theif: <scrambles for bat> PLERCHK!!!!!!!

by Wise Man October 7, 2003

plerm

A fucking bitch. Hideous. Usually a nuisance.

Matthew is such a Plerm. I wish I weren’t his grandpa.

by crackisnotwack69 March 7, 2019

plerp

A small amount of compacted marijuana, usually amounting up to a bowl.

Hey man, will you sell me a little plerp for 5 bucks?

by Jake Honeycutt November 10, 2007

plert

the worst insult EVER! the insult used when drunk and real words evade you. a hidden word that others cannot decipher, making the remark even funnier to your inner circle of friends, while more humiliating to outward individuals.

from the derivative, "Eat plert and plie, platch."

or "Eat dirt and die, trash."

Daniel I.S., you're such a plert! Probably the biggest plert ever!

by CGFOAFT November 3, 2008

Plerf

Plerf is a Shlomp without Knert.

Often confused with Derft.

Dude1: Hey, my Plerf is finally hatching!
Dude2: STFU! you don't even know how to Blert!

by Plerfuser June 29, 2018

plergo

That small, annoying amount of liquid left in a drinking glass or cup that gets spilled when you are cleaning up.

Who left the plergo in this glass? I’ve just spilled it all over me!

by D from D October 12, 2019