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con plague

the illness contracted after one comes home from an anime convention, usually caused by lack of sleep, shitty diet and screaming/ shouting for three or more days straight.

specific conventions have different names for it. kitacon, for example, calls it kit-aids.
person 1: how was anime matsuri?

person 2: awesome! the concert was badass, but i think i got the dreaded con plague. D:
by zonbiie April 4, 2010
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We need another plague

A phrase uttered in the frustration of standing in line or being in a crowded situation, insinuating that another plague would depopulate the area and solve the problem.
At the beach:

Person 1: There are absolutely no parking spots within two miles of the beach. There are too many people here!

Person 2: I know, we need another plague
by boomsham88 April 13, 2011
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playground rules

The act of justifying ones actions using childish rules commonly seen on a playground. Typically used in adult environments. When one calls playground rules they are entering a verbal understanding that playground rules is now fair game.

Play ground rules: finders keepers, you touched it last, no take backs...etc...
John: I found this really nice stapler in the office today and I took it

Bob: hey! That's mine!

John: playground rules! Finders keepers! It's mine now!
by Danie March 9, 2015
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Plague Doctor

He is a plague doctor.
by flatearther123 April 12, 2019
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Sweating like a priest in a playground!

This term has been going around due to the large amount of pressure and exposure on the Catholic church and there attempts to cover up and shelter the pedophiles and child molesters over the years...
"Christ mick! this exercise is killing me, need to stop for a rest.... I know Tom im Sweating like a priest in a playground!"
by gemineye7 April 3, 2010
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playful vampire

did you buy playful vampire?”
“yes, i stole my mums credit card!”
by anonymous 1230 January 28, 2021
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Twilight Plague

The Twilight Plague, also known as the Twilight Epedimic, is a mentally damaging disease that mainly affects teenage girls and boys. The disease emerged in 2006, and is characterized by severe obsession over a series of books by Stephanie Meyer. Other symptoms include but are not limited to: severe obsession over mythological creatures and characters in the book, taking quizzes online, taking over discussion boards, and verbally attacking anyone who says unfavorable things about the books.
Travis: "Would you say that I am a vampire or a werewolf?"
Megan: "..Oh great, you've been afflicted by the Twilight Plague."
by Druqks October 26, 2008
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