Platinum Fap

Masturbatory perfection. A masturbating experience in which everything goes perfectly, and is even heightened by an unexpected occurrence, happy accident, or just a really good day.

See also Fap.

1) "Man, the house was totally empty today, so I put some porn in the DVD player, cranked the speakers way up, and had myself a Platinum Fap."

by Scrapbook Revolution August 1, 2010

The same type of stand as star platinum

So its the same type of stand as star platinum is a jojoke that Jotaro says when DIO unleashes Za Warudo

"Behold My Stand, Aerosmith!"
"So Its the Same type of Stand As Star Platinum."

by Lanaxian October 7, 2020

platinum gay

a gay man who has never even kissed a girl and was born by Caesarean Section, thereby never having had any contact with a vagina

He was a naturally-born Platinum gay.

by fishsauce December 9, 2013

Plattsvegas

The small, upstate New York city of Plattsburgh. Known for it's cold winters, the SUNY college, and heavy, heavy drinkers.

"Yo man, I'm heading up to Plattsvegas for the weekend, I'm sure by Sunday I'll be dead".

by plattsvegian February 15, 2010

party plates

The term used for people who have the "special" license plates after receiving 2 DUIs. Usually bright yellow in color.

"I would feel like such a loser if I had bright yellow party plates like that douche bag in front of us"

by Bitchin Betsy June 26, 2006

Platinum Jet

A girl who dyes her hair blonde, but still has a black bush. Her black box gives her away.

"That Lori is a platinum jet."

by Johnny A April 19, 2003

Platinum vibes

Top/best kind of vibe.

I’m getting ‘Platinum vibes’ from this person right now.

by Platinumgal October 7, 2019