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Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation

This Legal domicile is occupied and ruled by the Orwellian Totalitarian Tyrant & Dead white slave owner known as The Holy Okie Blackfoot redneck Leprechaun Spirit the honorable "Lord Bud" The only known Blackberry picking slave to his spirit is his firstfruit the only begotten son Christ Bob who is paid $2 per day for picking one single gallon of berries. Fines for trespass onto this plantation are collected in Blackberry futures. "Lord Bud" is the originator of the "McKinny Penny" he touts that his penny is worth your twenty when giving change for the payment of trespass fines.
George Washington: Hey Thomas have you toured the state of Oklahoma?

Thomas Jefferson: Yes George I was charged with Criminal Trespass on the Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation by a Blackfoot redneck Totalitarian Tyrant and forced to pay the fine in Blackberry futures.

Benjamin Franklin Buck: That tyrant is my grandson guys and his son Christ Bob is pure of heart.
by Spiritual-Master January 26, 2022
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The New Plantation

The New Plantation or the Democratic Plantation is a term used to describe the United States of America since the 1980s and 1990s.

This term is applied to the tricks of the Democrats to have African Americans and other minorities vote for them without knowing that this party had a strong history of racism, homophobia, totalitarianism, segregation, and ethnic discrimination.

The New Plantation wanted every African American and other minority to think that the Democratic Party is the party of civil rights, voting rights, equality, and freedom.

However, this is further from the truth because the Democratic Party is the party of slavery and Jim Crow, and not the party of the modern era.

They blame white Republicans for everything and fail to see that it was the Democrats who were responsible for the civil rights movement.

The Democratic Party created the political system that helped the Republicans to keep the blacks in a system of slavery and Jim Crow and also wanted the blacks to think that they were equal to whites and that they should not complain about the racial discrimination they were experiencing.
The New Plantation is a network of lies and deceit told to the minorities of the United States.
by Doctor WTF December 19, 2022
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Banana plantation

House where a lot of dudes live.
Wow, I thought that party was going to be cool, but it was at a total banana plantation.
by Maxomillo June 8, 2018
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south plantation high

a place where dreams die and the hallways smell like eggs
by isaysuckeggstoomuch August 12, 2021
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porch plantation

A place that porch monkeys seem to congregate at. Good examples are pension offices, Centrelinks, pharmacies with their medical benfits card, bottle shops, KFC, fruit shops or anywhere with free shit or cars worth hotwiring or houses worth breaking into.
Walker: "Hey Jimmy, look at all those smabos over there!"
Jimmy: "Yeah well it is the watermelon festival and it's 2-4-1 40's day"
Walker: "Fuck, what a porch plantation. I bet Kernel Sanders wishes he was still alive. He'd make a killing out of all these wind chimes"
by Drew Christx January 23, 2007
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cleaning the plantation

a black woman having a white man's baby
Brazilian women in the poorer classes are always looking for white husbands, they all want to be "cleaning the plantation" (she points at her lower belly) by having as white a baby as possible in the racist and race conscious slums of Rio.
by big daddy daddy daddy September 20, 2013
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own a plantation of raisin trees

I work hard and earn a lot. I own a plantation of raisin trees.
by Reek-the-Prick December 6, 2019
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