Noun. Used to describe an individual that lacks the consideration & common courtesy for others while scheduling an outing. In other words , the day of the event rolls around and you have no fucken clue what time or place. It's like being in the Twilight Zone! Totally in the dark and the non-planner decides to ask later that evening what you'd like to do that night. Rude as fuck!
What a tool! He's such a non-planner! It's like he flys by the seat of his pants. It is so fucken annoying! It would have been courteous for me to have known what was on the agenda that night. I have kids ya know!
by Cappy C January 9, 2023
Get the Non-Planner mug.Somebody with no money, who never learned how to mass or build money, and somehow thought it'd be a wise career decision to tell others what to do with their money.
since this joker never had money, he always talked about his life and what he would do if he had the riches. so instead of earning it himself, he throws on a cheap suit and a smile and sells financial advice to complete retards.
NOT to be confused with CPA or any other real professional.
since this joker never had money, he always talked about his life and what he would do if he had the riches. so instead of earning it himself, he throws on a cheap suit and a smile and sells financial advice to complete retards.
NOT to be confused with CPA or any other real professional.
"what happened to that guy who got fired 3 months ago?"
"he told me he's tending bar but i went there and he's just a bus boy, moved in with his girlfriend, she sold him her car so he could get around, he's supposed to be starting a job as a Certified Financial Planner at New York Life:
"he told me he's tending bar but i went there and he's just a bus boy, moved in with his girlfriend, she sold him her car so he could get around, he's supposed to be starting a job as a Certified Financial Planner at New York Life:
by speculatorninja February 9, 2010
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A mental to-do list kept by a hetero guy on the off chance he ever goes homo. Generally used to remind the wife/girlfriend that he does, in fact, have a penis.
Wife: Honey, let's go see the Sex in the City movie on opening day!
Husband: What a great idea! Let me just jot that down in the ol' gay planner...
Girlfriend: Sweetie, you should come to the salon with me on Saturday... I've always thought you'd look just adorable with highlights.
Boyfriend: Saturday, huh? Let me check... good news! Looks like I'm performing anonymous airport bathroom stall fellatio at 9:00, but, other than that, the gay planner's wide open!
Husband: What a great idea! Let me just jot that down in the ol' gay planner...
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Boyfriend: Saturday, huh? Let me check... good news! Looks like I'm performing anonymous airport bathroom stall fellatio at 9:00, but, other than that, the gay planner's wide open!
by Chisos Climber May 22, 2008
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This could include spending an exorbitant amount of time picking out the perfect planner, filling out your calendar and color coding it, reformatting your digital calendar over and over again instead of actually budgeting your time.
This could include spending an exorbitant amount of time picking out the perfect planner, filling out your calendar and color coding it, reformatting your digital calendar over and over again instead of actually budgeting your time.
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Man, I heard that Microsoft is thinking of removing half of the settings on the Control Panel without even bothering to migrate them to their new barely functional Settings application. That’s planned superiority for ya.
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