pitching quarters

when 2 or more people throw quarters towards the wall and the closest to the wall wins all the quarters

im never pitching quarters with CARL ever again because he takes all my money but im not calling him a jew

by poopmaster6000 April 19, 2009

pitching a tent

he pitched a tent when he heard i gave someone a blowjob

boner woody pitching a tent

by Amy Dillbutt October 7, 2007

Pitching

The one doing the sexual act in either gay or normal intercourse

Who was pitching and who was catching?

by Nbj777 November 5, 2008

pitching two tents

The act of going camping and then performing sexual acts. In this way, it is virtually guaranteed that pitching two tents will occur; one for shelter, and the other for pleasure.

Allison and her boyfriend are going camping next weekend... I have a feeling they'll be pitching two tents.

by Andrew Kaiser August 3, 2007

pitching a no-shitter

This occurs when one takes a shit which passes cleanly through the rectum without leaving any smeared shit in the ass-crack. Upon wiping, one will find their toilet paper spotless.....no muss no fuss

Damn it's a good thing I was pitching a no-shitter in there...we are out of fucking Charmin !

by El Chapo March 7, 2011

pitching wedge

A girl that only looks good from about 30 yards away, when she gets close she is no good. A person who is ugly any closer than thirty yards away

Yeah she looked hot from far, but turns out she was just a pitching wedge.

by Adam Gray November 29, 2006

Pitching The Tent

the act of hammering a large metal rod into ones anus.

Honey, you have been ignoring me lately. so tonight i am Pitching The Tent.

by pimp daddy johnson July 8, 2010