piscitelled

Minding you own business in public and being assaulted by someone who disagrees with your views.

Whoa, that dumb bitch didn't like the dude in front of her at the movies so she piscitelled his wife by dumping wine down her back!

by weezu1 July 1, 2011

Itchin' for a pissin'

The sensation of having to urinate extremely bad, resulting in restlessness, discomfort, and even considering unconventional spots as possible urination locations.

Person 1- Dude, did he really just piss in soda can?

Person 2- Absolutely. He really had an itchin' for a pissin'

by domanthojoeyantwon December 26, 2010

pissing match

An argument or contest of wills, often mean-spirited and over trivial or insignificant matters. From the alcohol-induced sport of urinating for distance.

A: "What's with the boss?"

B: "Oh, he got into a pissing match with the head of accounting over last month's travel budget."

A: "So why is he still irritated?"

B: "He lost."

by Ensign Pulver September 1, 2008

pissing me the fuck off

totally pissed off to the nth power; so angry that you are about to do slap someone in the face but need to express it verbally instead.

YOU ARE PISSING ME THE FUCK OFF WITH THAT BULL SHIT SOBSTORY!!

by finewoman September 21, 2013

Pissing against the wind

A futile waste of time and energy.

"I tried to reason with her, but I was pissing against the wind"

by Bloomfield13 October 8, 2008

pissing in a barrel

getting drunk, drinking alcohol, getting smashed

yo son we gonna go pissing in a barrel u wanna come?

by shalla January 1, 2007

Pishing weng weng

Guyanese word meaning the sound a bullet makes.

I fired my gun pishing weng weng and killed the intruder.

by Witchyboo84 November 13, 2020