Challenge Pissing

A contest in which the participants try to piss 6 feet straight up in the air without getting wet.

Any way you look at it, Tim, there is only one way to settle this: let's do some challenge pissing.

by the brocean March 17, 2011

pissing myself laughing

laughing a lot within oneself, or with mates on something seriously funny

He walked into the office in red trousers n with half mustache, he looked so funny that I was pissing myself laughing.

by vazmataz February 18, 2014

Pissing stupid

Goes along side with pissing idiot
Nicer way of saying something is bloody ridiculous or outrageous

Oh bollocks, this is pissing stupid

by BIGCHAZZA December 29, 2019

squat pissing

When men squat in front of a toilet while standing up to avoid making a lot of noise. This technique can be used if you are in a small house or it's midnight/early morning and everyone's sleeping

Sarah: Wtf?!

Daniel: Oh, sorry didn't mean to wake you up, I was squat pissing so I wouldn't make too much noise

Sarah: Stop pissing on me, I'm your sister!

by Alezf March 12, 2021

pissing the night away

"Piss" is a term long used in the UK and more recently in Australia for (generally weak) alcoholic beverages. Pissing the night away is an idiom that means drinking alcoholic beverages all night. It has nothing to do with urinating, as one would assume in the United States.

My friends and I spend our weekends pissing the night away.

by FireTater February 28, 2009

trying to take a shit without pissing

(n.) An expression used to describe a task which is nearly impossible to do while avoiding its by-products or consequences.

You want to go to a strip club without spending a lot of cash? Man, that's like trying to take a shit without pissing.

by Dwebbie Appleton May 31, 2009

pissing me off

Makes you very frustrated

He was talking so loud, it was really pissing me off..

by lokka June 11, 2014