pisser

argotic french verb
to urinate

Je dois pisser.
If you would please excuse me, i suddently feel the urge to urinate.

by tchize January 15, 2006

Pisser

Slang for a penis

Hold on, I have to drain my pisser before we leave!

by Mercutiothephantom December 16, 2017

pisser

Slang term for a cat, especially one who sprays cat piss inside.

Person 1: Man it stinks of cat piss in here.
Person 2: Yeah the cat is a real pisser. It was locked inside today and must have pissed somewhere.

by Trouser Minnow April 28, 2008

pisser

Shorting for "piss over it" meaning its easy

"that jobs a pisser"

by Alucart July 29, 2004

Pisser

A type of insturment used to smoke marajuana or hashish.

Guy 1: "This pisser hits PHAT yo!"
Guy 2: "Thanks hommes!"

by Mi||eR June 17, 2004

pisser

A urinal that when used, splashes your urine back on you.

That pisser got me wet!

by < October 1, 2003

The Struggle Pisser

Usually a senior citizen who struggles vehemently to expel a few drops of urine due to his inflamed prostate. The struggle pisser exerts so much energy that it causes perspiration and appears as if the person has just engaged in a marathon. so exasberated by the activity, the struggle pisser needs to lean against the wall to regain composure. It is not uncommon for the struggle pisser to flatulate as a result of the force required.

Bill: "Howie! Are you having a heart attack or giving birth to a 5 year old? You are beat red!!!"

Howie: "Nah, my prostate is inflamed and I had to force out my pee."

Bill: "WOW! You really are The Struggle Pisser!"

by Jmpjvewal March 18, 2008