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Cell Phone Pixies

Cell Phone Pixies are mischievious creatures who live in your phone. When you are not paying attention, they will magically call India, spam votes for someone on American Idol, and try to download a movie to your iPhone. When you get $45 usage fees on your next bill, all you have to do is call customer service and say you never ever used your phone to do that and they will believe you and reverse the charges.
Customer: "There's no way in hell I went over my daytime minutes! I never go over! It must have been the cell phone pixies."

Agent: "I fully trust you and will take your word for it. I'll reverse the fee right now! Just call us back any time those pixies fuck with your phone and we'll take care of it for you. Don't bother getting for a plan with more minutes so you're only paying $5 more per month rather than $200!"
by magicchalkboard December 19, 2009
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Quentin Goujon-Perié

Person that gives kids french lessons. He likes to talk about his ban on Xbox 360 (trischicksti). Likes to watch memes while waiting for his ready-made french food in the microwave. He is the black player in Among Us. Likes to show kids french youtube for learning. The rule is, red is sös.
Imposteur
"Your french lesson is going to be with Quentin Goujon-Perié"
"YESS! What a Quentin Goujon-Perié way to start the day"
"It's going to be a great day"
"Red sös"
by Geezernator March 2, 2022
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Pixies

One of Nirvana's quoted influences, having a similar self destructive, downbeat feel that personifed the Grunge movement in the early 90s. The Pixies were a little more colorful and violent sounding than Nirvana and had a good female vocalist on some tracks.

The Pixies are Surfer Rock, but their style is from Psychedelic to Punk to New Wave
The song "Where is My Mind" at the end of Fightclub re-kindled some interest in their style.
by dj_monged August 8, 2004
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parietals

1) Latin derivative for "wall".
2) Stupid system banning a person from the oppostite sex's dorm. Enacted mostly by Catholic universities, i.e. Notre Dame.
"It's midnight on a week day; parietals have started. Get the women out of the room!!!!"
by mut3 March 31, 2005
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pixies

Mischievous little elves.

Came to be one of the coolest bands ever.

But elves nonetheless.
Yo, the MLF's are playing tonight.

You mean Pixies?

Yeah.

Oh.
by Miss Phunkadelic November 10, 2008
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Pikie

A Pikie is an inbred Irish gypsy. They can usually be found on caravan sites boning their cousins.
It is advisable not to walk your dog in a pikie infested area as they may steal it and try and sell it back to you at a price of around £5.
They also enjoy picking fights with people and will often use weapons.
A Pikie can be recognised by their crappy clothes, or that fact that their dog leads are made of bail twine.
Their language is also not very clear and it is easy to mishear a pikie.
That fucking pikie stole my dog.

Snatch The Language, its not English, its not Irish, its just.....Pikie.
by Morgan May 13, 2005
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pirinja

half-pirate, half-ninja. able to work as an emmisary between the two warring parties.
pirinjas are sometimes taken in by pirates, but most often rejected by ninjas.
by tyrone washington II September 2, 2003
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