Piesang

A term derived from Afrikaans, it’s original meaning banana. Typically used as an insulting term after doing something insensible or stupid. Also used as a term of endearment in certain situations. Piesang is a nick-name that one can use to call ones friends in almost any circumstance. Use piesang when in need of a term that says everything in one word.

Friend 1: -walks into glass door
Friend 2: -starts laughing uncontrollably
Friend 1: crying in pain but manages to say “stop laughing”
Friend 2: still laughing uncontrollably

Friend 2: manages to say through laughter “ you piesang”
Friend 1: mildly concussed but starts laughing as well

by I am a piesang November 10, 2021

Dipper pines

A 12 year old fictional character on Gravity Falls. Most fangirls have a crush on him. He found a journal in the town of Oregon "Gravity Falls" and he has been experiencing weird stuff like zombies, gnomes vomiting rainbows, and ghosts. Dipper is mostly seen with a hat with a pine tree on it and wearing a vest. He's usually shipped with Wendy (Wendy+Dipper= WENDIP)!

"I WISH I COULD DATE DIPPER PINES! HE IS SO HOT!"

by Bronypowerfolyfe December 26, 2014

Piers Morganing

1. The rubbing of the buttocks against another pair of buttocks, particularly in a public venue, such as a park or heath.

- He was morganing last night again.
- What piers morganing? Where?
- In the park. With a policeman. The dirty perv.

2. Sitting down on the ground and then propelling oneself forward with the hands, in a similar manner to a dog attempting to clean its anus.

3. The licking of celebrity bottoms, particularly low class 'D list' types, ex Big Brother contentants, minor actors, politicians and chefs.

- He was piersmorganing Shia Lebouf last night, all night. The dirty perv.

4. The blatant telling of lies - in either a diary or newpaper.

- He can't help piersmorganing, he's never told the truth in his life. The lying git.

5. The pretence of possessing enough talent to judge others

- He's no talent show judge, he's only piersmorganing.

6. The self delusion that makes the skin sweat cold.

- I can't look at him anymore, not since he started piersmorganing again. Gold help me!

Piers Morganing Peers Moron Lies Morgan Buttocks Talent Show X Factor Daily Mirror Idiot Liar Anus Cunt Fool Delusion

by Rendevous August 17, 2009

Piers Morgan handshake

Unsolicited groping of the buttocks.

"Hey! That guy just gave me a Piers Morgan handshake."

"I'd give her a Piers Morgan handshake."

by Herassment May 17, 2009

drain pipes

jeans that fit tight to your legs all the way to your ankles (skinny jeans). very popular right now with alternative kids.

kid 1: im going to buy some drain pipes from topshop because theyre cool and that.
kid 2: oh yeah? how much are they?
kid 1: £60.
kid 2: buggar that get them in debenhams for £10!

by delaney mate. August 31, 2006

scotish vag pipes

When Performing Oral Sex On A female, Fill Your Lungs With A Full Breath & Then Fill The Vagina With All Of Your Air. Then Run Away While Being Chased By A Chorus Of Kweifs From The Vag Pipes

After Performing The Scotish Vag Pipes John Is Now Single

by POON SLAYER April 17, 2014

porkie pies

Porkie pies is slang for telling lies, not to be mistaken for mince pie which means eye.

'No way really jonny you'd better not be telling me porkie pies you fat son of a bitch'.

by jackb.nufc12345 April 2, 2011