Pirate-eyed

"Pirate-eyed" is a condition resulting from over use of the iPhone or similar device in the dark or dimly-lit environment whilst favoring one eye. The resulting condition causes a temporary focal imbalance akin to having a patch over an eye.

Jack was lying in bed surfing on his iPhone so long that he became pirate-eyed and didn't recognize Lola when she walked in and switched on the light.

by metanoia2k July 11, 2010

pirates eye

Is the triangular hole that a nice phat ass and some thick ass legs create in connection with the vagina when a girl is walking or standing still. If you are looking, you'll know.

if you see the pirates eye , she's a bad braud...

by j dylla March 13, 2010

One-eyed Angry Pirate

The One-Eyed Angry Pirate is when you are having sex with a woman doggy-style, and you are about to come, then you pull out and spit on her back so she thinks you came. So she turns around to face you, then you ejactulate in her eye, and kick her in the shin. She will then chase you hopping around on one leg, seeing out of one eye, like a One-eyed Angry Pirate.

Dude: So, My girlfriend turned into a One-Eyed Angry Pirate again.
Dude2: Man, I can't believe you did that again, you're such a bastard.
Dude: I know.

by IronGoober April 4, 2005

one eyed pirate

The act of shooting ejaculate into a girl's eye and simultaneously kicking her in the shin, causing her to hop about on one leg saying arrr or another expression of pain

"I gave her a one eyed pirate"

by rimmer January 21, 2003

Angry one-eyed pirate

When a man tricks a woman while having sex, saying: "i'm cumming!" then spits on her back. As the woman looks at the man surprised that the man ejaculated on her back, the man cums on her eye, after which he breaks her leg by kicking her shin.

Dude, i gave my ex the angry one-eyed pirate last week. I honestly don't even regret it, because she instantly became lesbian after that.

by The urban bruh December 19, 2021

one-eyed pirate

When one proceedes to bang a girl, pulls out near ejaculation, skeet in her eye, and finally kick out her shin. Now you have a pissed off, one-eyed, one-legged, bitch chasing after you. Hence, the one-eyed pirate.

Tom was prepared to run for his life after giving his girl friend a one-eyed pirate.

by Ryan April 20, 2004

one eyed pirate

A one eyed pirate is when you blow a load in a girls ey while simultaneously kicking her in the shin forcing her to resemble a pirate with one eye and a bad leg

She screamed when I gave her a one eyed pirate

by Jesse May 25, 2004