Pinocchio

IT'S JUST A DISNEY MOVIE!!

friend: I dare you to type up Pinocchio on urban dictionary ;)
me: why urban dictionary? why?

by Don't Touch My Sims Idiot March 3, 2019

pinocchio

the act of having an erection, but denial of witnessing anything arousing.

lying about if you have a boner

travis: "i saw erica's boobs at wild rivers yesterday"

kyle: "hahaha did she know?"

travis: "she asked if i saw her boobs fall out, but i was a pinocchio about it and acted dumbfounded"

by seekylerun July 24, 2011

Pinocchio fuck

A sexual act between a man and a women involving penetration of the vagina by the man's proboscis (nose). Usually suggested by a women seeking to dominate a man through mild suffocation. During this act it is not uncommon for the woman to cry out, "Oh yes... yes... lie to me big boy, lie to me!"

Wow I could hardly breath the other day when I gave my girl a Pinocchio fuck!

by Spankles123123 April 21, 2009

Pinocchio

When you go down on a girl instead of eating her out, you rub your nose in her pussy

instead of eating out that chick, I just Pinocchio'd her.

by Jwizzzle16 January 3, 2010

black pinocchio

a black man who has an abnormally large nose and often lies a lot.

Mom: Hey Jamal come here please
Jamal: No mom I going to the shop
Mom: Ah ah no you don't you stupid black Pinocchio.
Jamal: Fuck off mom you dirty nigger

by BigFatAlan July 24, 2019

Pinocchio

A puppet who wants to be a real boy but is really a teenager hiding in the closet.

Omg Pinocchio you have a big nose, loves it ;)

by MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA December 28, 2009

Pinocchio

A kinky bastard that erects and elongates his “nose” by lying. Happens to be from a Disney movie.

A: I heard Pinocchio actually has a penis for a nose, so in reality he gets erect when he lies.
B: Thank you for the info, very cool.

by Choadess March 31, 2020