Pinocchio

1. A person with autism or other neurodiverse condition.

So called because just like Pinocchio they'll never be a real boy.

This Pinocchio keeps staring at me.

by LemonySnickets November 2, 2022

Pinocchio

An insult used against trans men, referring to the fictional puppet who wishes to be a real boy and struggles to become one.

“You’ll never be a real boy, Pinocchio! You’ll always still be a girl!”

by 143TrishaPaytas4Eva March 4, 2023

Pinocchio

The act of performing clitoral stimulation with your nose. While very similar to using your tongue to stimulate your partner’s clitoris, it differs in that the main area of your anatomy used is your nose. The preferred technique is as follows:
1. Soak the little man in a canoe, as though he went through class III rapids (no more than that or you’ll have spit up your nostrils), with your tongue and saliva
2. Using the saliva to lubricate the interface between snout and bean, use the tip of your nose as you would a tongue during cunnilingus.
3. Adjust pressure according to her hip movement. Trust your instinct here, it will lead to the promised land of a well-hydrated nasopharynx.
4. Continue until she reaches climax.

Pro tip: Make sure she pees first or you’ll feel like you have information the Bush-era CIA wants and you’ll give up your most closely held secrets.

Synonyms : Nasalingus, sniffing the “O”, the truffle hunting pig

My wife and I felt we had reached the zenith of cunnilingus, until I decided to Pinocchio her instead.

I had to explain to my doctor how my wife came so hard when I pinocchioed her that she deviated my septum.

by Penguinsamongus October 6, 2023

Pinocchio

When someone, usually a friend dates one of your exes, but only knows how to not do the things she didn't like about you, and is otherwise oblivious to why or how to treat or be attracted to anyone but people they have already seen be attracted to some one else.

He has been Pinocchio with ever girl he's dated; like that girlfriend he tells us about but no one has ever met "Colleen" was just some system protocol for affection and emotions, have you ever seen him be anything but sketchy af?

by Versity Variants August 2, 2024

pinocchio's closet

Pinoccho's Closet (noun) : One's downstairs mixup, a collaberation of ones junk assimilating into ones genitals, male or female.

1. I rubbed my pinocchio's closet all over her face after she passed out drunk in the garage

2. My oh my, that girl's pinocchio's closet is a great crevice that is deeper and looser than the worlds mighty oceans

by horseonabicycle August 17, 2009

pinocchio beef

After an evening at a strip club, your wife asks you questions about your evening and when you lie to her, you envision the moment and gain a larger erection each time you lie.

Wife--"Hey Honey, did you get any lap dances?"

Hubby--"No, I just sat on the side and watched." (While thinking about his nude erotic massage, pops a pinocchio beef)

by Connartist4 October 15, 2008

Pinocchio goatee

When a guy shaves his junk but leaves his ball fro intact.

I ran out of shaving cream today while shaving my junk and ended up having to leave a pinocchio goatee.

by pinocchio69 March 2, 2010