The act of performing clitoral stimulation with your nose. While very similar to using your tongue to stimulate your partner’s
clitoris, it differs in that the main area of your anatomy used is your nose. The preferred technique is as follows:
1. Soak the little man in a canoe, as though he went through class III rapids (no more than that or you’ll have spit up your nostrils), with your tongue and saliva
2. Using the saliva to lubricate the interface between snout and bean, use the tip of your nose as you would a tongue during
cunnilingus.
3. Adjust pressure according to her
hip movement.
Trust your instinct here, it will lead to the promised land of a well-hydrated nasopharynx.
4. Continue until she reaches climax.
Pro tip: Make sure she pees first or you’ll feel like you have information the
Bush-era CIA wants and you’ll give up your most closely held secrets.
Synonyms : Nasalingus, sniffing the “O”, the truffle hunting pig
My wife and I felt we had reached the zenith of
cunnilingus, until I decided to Pinocchio her instead.
I had to explain to my
doctor how my wife
came so hard when I pinocchioed her that she deviated my septum.
