BMB Ping

When some members of your team have high ping so the only logical thing to do next is leave the server.

I guess this server is NA huh, I'm getting BMB Ping. This is ruining the competitive integrity.

by anon1912 May 25, 2020

ping test

When you slap a woman's tits to see how resilient they are.

I gave that bitch the ole ping test, and her pastry bags felt like oatmeal.

by ohbitchyounasty February 21, 2017

ping off

The ultimate disappearing act of a person and all of the wreckage of their life. To be banished, along with all of ones belongings and every trace of ones existence into a realm that is so far off the map that your pings are not on the radar.

Example: Andreas, ping off to your room.

Example: Mike: Hey Joe, what happened to that crazy girl you were dating?"
Joe: "I pinged her off."

by Tomazon April 13, 2014

ping palm

Pingpalm is a game played on a ping pong table with a standard ping pong ball. This game involves catching the ball then throwing it back over the net, in a rally with an opponent. To win a point, the ball must hit both sides of the table, and hit the floor. If caught, the play continues.
For additional rules and information go to pingpalm.weebly.com and not pingpalm.com because WE ARE THE ORIGINAL CREATORS OF PING PALM AND THEY ARE NOT!!!!!!!!!WE WERE THE CREATIVE ONES IN THIS SITUATION AND THEY COPIED US!!!!!

I won a ping palm tournament.

by pingpalm.weebly.com December 30, 2014

The machine that goes ping

In Monty Python's the Meaning of Life, the machine that goes "ping" is a device that doctors use to determine that the baby they're delivering is alive.

It is also the most expensive machine in the whole hospital.

"Aah! I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favourite. You see, we lease this back from the company we sold it to, and that way, it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account."

by RepelHistory September 26, 2005

ping bing

catching a trick/date

Yeah I’m on the blade ping binging back to back

by Ari_yuh December 16, 2022

pink ping pong ball

An extremely large anal bead that gets stuck inside you for weeks at a time.

I used a pink ping pong ball last night. It felt so good.

by Louis Schimd October 1, 2017