Johannisburg Pinto

Johann is a Pakistani/Spanish 4 foot 3 Jewish niger. He always has the temptation of eating Manon's ass, and on his off days he jerks off to videos of Adam Chomic's cat, he is a mix of Jew and Muslim, although he was Christian but realized that its a bs religion and Jesus is my daddy and never existed. He also is a male that fractured his bicep but lied about it to be cool, he was fingering Lavanya and suddenly broke his shoulder.

Stop being a 'Johannisburg Pinto

by MyMomBigGaylol? February 21, 2018

Poppin a Pinto

Female version of poppin a boner. A female woody. Engorged Clitoris.
See: Clorge.

ZOMG becky, I'm totes poppin a pinto right now. Can I borrow your dolphin?

by vlad daddy April 23, 2011

"Joe" Pinto

Noun:
Describes a fully grown boy that is just about to reach adulthood. Although sadly the penis that belongs to The "Joe Pinto" has not yet fully matured and is probably around 4 inches in length.

A "Joe" Pinto will usually be around 17 years old but have the penis of a 7 or 8 year old.

by beahhhhman March 1, 2010

The Ana Pinto

The act of using Nick Hart brand pliers to remove excess pubic hair. Generally referred to the inhabitants of the almost extinct Pinto tribe that has come to near extinction by chocking on excess pubic hairs. It is so hairy that the happy trail becomes a happy tropical rainforest. The last members of the Pinto tribe reside in Northern VA.

yo! that bitches poon tang looks like King Kongs ass, i call for the ana pinto manuver!

by mike mason February 17, 2008

pineconed

v. tr.
1. To have ownage over your opponents.
2. To have superiority over another.

v. intr.
1. To acknowledge your ownage.

Guy 1: OMGUGOTPINECONED!
Guy 2: Goddamn it! I hate it when I get pineconed!

by Nanami May 22, 2008

Pinecow

tall broad shouldered long armed square faced girl who on top of all that is flat and a complete cock block you could also call this the
cockblockasaurus rex

Brianna Brinkley Pinecow

by swagadellic October 8, 2011

Pintology

The belief that beer is the solution to every problem.

- If Kim Jong-Il had a pint of lager, everything would be fine.

- Really?

- Yes, classic pintology.

by Somer Bimpson December 15, 2010